+406 They tell you not to put your feet on the table because "we eat there", but don't we really eat off of plates? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but people also put their hands on the table, and then they put their hands in their mouth when they eat. Imagine where your feet have been!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my shoe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Crap goes from peoples' feet to the table, then it's not that hard for the germs to get from the table to your plate or food.

by Anonymous 13 years ago