+326 Dead prostitutes make surprisingly great fish bait. That's why they're called hookers, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dear John: Forgot to credit the original poster: http://twitter.com/fistacuff/status/15728243295

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you dare mention that awful movie around me. PS - I like that you stalk my postings on here. It's cute and makes me feel good about myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Made my day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I strive for. That and the whole life, liberty, and property mumbo-jumbo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice try, Johnny. Got caught red-handed AGAIN stealing a joke. It's cute how you are the George Lopez of this website. I've made my point. But you'll probably end up stealing more jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Likely. I've done hard thinking for years. Now I'm letting others think for me in my years of retirement. It's fantastic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you know it's kind of cowardly for you to stay Anonymous.... just saying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, they got their name because of General Joseph Hooker in the Civil War. He used to have the prostitutes in his tent and other soldiers named them "Hookers".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See children, even I, an age old retired philosopher can learn something new every day! Keep that in mind! Stay in school. Don't do drugs. Life, liberty, property, and all that good stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MOAR POSTS PLEASE

by Anonymous 13 years ago