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Dead prostitutes make surprisingly great fish bait. That's why they're called hookers, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dear John: Forgot to credit the original poster: http://twitter.com/fistacuff/status/15728243295
by Anonymous13 years ago
Don't you dare mention that awful movie around me. PS - I like that you stalk my postings on here. It's cute and makes me feel good about myself.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Made my day
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's what I strive for. That and the whole life, liberty, and property mumbo-jumbo.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nice try, Johnny. Got caught red-handed AGAIN stealing a joke. It's cute how you are the George Lopez of this website.
I've made my point. But you'll probably end up stealing more jokes.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Likely. I've done hard thinking for years. Now I'm letting others think for me in my years of retirement. It's fantastic.
by Anonymous13 years ago
you know it's kind of cowardly for you to stay Anonymous.... just saying
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually, they got their name because of General Joseph Hooker in the Civil War. He used to have the prostitutes in his tent and other soldiers named them "Hookers".
by Anonymous13 years ago
See children, even I, an age old retired philosopher can learn something new every day! Keep that in mind! Stay in school. Don't do drugs. Life, liberty, property, and all that good stuff.
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