"If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. If I had the poet's hand, I'd write a verse for thee, And if I had the painter's grace, on canvas you would be. But I don't have a hammer. And I don't have a ship. So I can't build your house, and we can never take a trip. And I don't have the poet's hand, or have the painter's face, so I could never write your verse, or immortalize your face. ... And also, I have herpes." I love Stephen Lynch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually, that would be pretty funny IMO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mr. Anonymous, you're a moron. Way to misspell "herpes".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So how do you spell "herpes"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nuh uh!! that would be effing hilarious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago