+705 Chuck norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is a gigantic douche bag. He's a Republican Creationist Catholic who thinks homosexuality is a sin. I mean, how can anybody possibly respect that level of assholedom?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haven't these Chuck Norris jokes been WORKED TO DEATH?!?!?!?!!?!?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago