+151 Chocolate is a girl's best friend. It is always loyal, it loves you for you, and it is always there to cheer you up, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for when you're diabetic...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aw that's no fun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it makes you fat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which is why you don't eat pounds of it at a time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and gives you pimples

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Myth. http://acne.about.com/od/acnefaqs/f/chocolate.htm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i will give you that one. I am glad you actually posted a link unlike 99,999,999,999/10,000,000,000 of the internet users

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep:) I hate when people spew random facts that they can't back up, so I try to be original.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THIS PERSON IS GOING TO HEAVEN

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^^^Like.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im pretty sure when i feel bad that when i eat chocolate and sit there like a fat ass i feel worse. and chocolate is not alive, so it cannot have feelings, therefore it does not "love you for you" and can't be loyal, either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Debbie Downer rightttt here. Have a nice day!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, its true. go suck on a brick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is the brick drizzled with chocolate?

by Anonymous 13 years ago