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If AIDS came from monkeys, what the fuck were our ancestors doing?! amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
eating monkeys, duh.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Experimenting.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Your mother ;)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Monkeying around. Ape-arrently not in the most appropriate of ways. Sex doesn't come chimp, after all.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Monkeys...?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Beastiality is a bitch
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bestiality*
by Anonymous13 years ago
i wouldnt know...?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sharing needles with monkeys
by Anonymous13 years ago
Must've been those monkeys that got those people addicted to heroin.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The person who suggested that amirite should let us favourite comments had comments just like that in mind.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hey now. That's just a gorillable assumption. Suppositions about monkeys and drugs chimply must not be tolerated.
by Anonymous13 years ago
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by Anonymous13 years ago
eating their brains is actually the correct answer to this question.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Monkeys get a disease called siv which is pretty much like hiv. Now, sometime in the 50s, a bunch of europeans were running a polio vaccine thing in africa. So they grew the vaccines in chimps, our closest relatives. Now the way they administered the vaccine was through live polio virus. It's believed that they were also accidently giving the people live siv at the same time. Then it evolved to hiv and that's that. That's atleast the most widely believed theory.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Source?
by Anonymous13 years ago
google ;)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm on my phone so I can't. But just google it. 1950s Polio vaccines and HIV. I'm sure you'll find it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's not the most widely believed theory, it's actually been discredited by the vast majority of the scientific community.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, have you ever heard about the Cain-Ape theory?
by Anonymous13 years ago
can't say I have. But I'll look it up.
by Anonymous13 years ago
thanks, I was legitimatly curious
by Anonymous13 years ago
They had sex with monkeys.
Sounds like a joke but, sadly (and disgustingly), it's true.
A chimpanzee, to be precise.
by Anonymous13 years ago
no they didn't. Read my earlier comment.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(L33t):Hey don't you facepalm me! You cannot prove you are correct.
by Anonymous13 years ago
sorry. It's just that no one believes the 'eating monkeys' theory anymore.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Eating them..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Didn't AIDS start in the 80's or sometime that recent? I don't know why OP used the word "ancestors" in this post
by Anonymous13 years ago
uh... following the same logic, then what about bird flu and swine flu? 0.o
by Anonymous13 years ago
Evidently monkeys
by Anonymous13 years ago
no it hasn't, because the vaccines have never been allowed to be tested due to the fact that those researchers don't want to be blamed for causing AIDS. Scientists in the 50s even noted that they found none polio viruses in the vaccine. Also the time frame and epicentre of the epidemic fit almost perfectly with the theory. It just makes the most sense.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Some guy was chopping up a monkey and cut his finger. End of story.
by Anonymous13 years ago
This one guy got drunk, and saw a monkey and said, "Hm, you look fun."
by Anonymous13 years ago
it's not a question of what they were doing, it's more of a question of who they were doing
by Anonymous13 years ago
My bio teacher said that one likely scenario is that a guy shot a monkey with siv then cut his finger when chopping up monkey meat. Just like insert_Cod said
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