"Um, excuse me cat I was going to sleep there." *Long stare* "Meow.", amirite?

Lmao I love this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my cat pretends i'm laying on her tail meows when i get up to move her tail out from under me she steals my pillow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, thats hilarious :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

beat that wretched creature until it has more bone breaks than a coked out game of rugby. Then snap its neck for being there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hope very much that would happen to you instead

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I AGREE WHAT AN ASSHOLE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ZOMG CAPS MAEK YOU SO COOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GREAT SPELLING DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You seem to be missing the point... ono

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope you don't have any animals

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post really is awesome. I ended up sleeping on the side of my bed that I never sleep on last night because this happened to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YESYESYES. Except for me, its dog not cat. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i had to click no way because the number was 666 so sorry, i'll click yeah you are after it changes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahhahaha i do that too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha my cat does this ALL the time. It especially annoying in the middle of the night when you're half asleep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dog does this, because she legitimately thinks she's a cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cat hates when I stare at her. She goes insane and bites things. Like my shoes >.> http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs554.snc3/30293_1138823806461_1703371256_263586_7848788_n.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OM NOM NOM

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahah! my cats sometimes like run around the whole house and start meowing like crazy for no reason!!!!!! and my cat sleeps in the middle of my bed!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

story of my life!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Moral of the story: Cats own people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cats just graciously permit us to live in their homes for a short time. One day, the cat apocalypse will come and we will all be forced to live on the streets because the cats will have taken over the world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shit on your cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why don't you just move the cat?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous?): cuz i dont want to disturb its sleeping!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous?): try moving mine, he weighs like 50 pounds and takes up half the bed. i know i shouldnt be doing this when he weighs this much but i put a treat on the floor and he just ignores me for the rest of the night. doesnt literally weigh that much but he feels like it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous?): My cat bites me if I try to move her when she's sleeping.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or how about you whack that vile useless selfcentered unclefucker with a hammer or a bat, you gutless sissies?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless it's a dog. If it's a dog, gently nudge him over and pet that good puppy. But if it's a "cat", beat that waste of money senseless until it's wretched head looks like a paper bag that had a bottle of ketchup in it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is the story of my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cat always starts by sleeping at the very bottom of my bed, then she slowly creeps up while I'm asleep and steals my pillow ==> cutest thing ever!! (even though it annoys the hell out of me)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't own a cat, the cat owns you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very true. They just allow us to live in their houses... for now. *Ominous music plays*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's amazing how such a small cat can take up an ENTIRE bed. Every time I want to go lie down, my tiny cat somehow manages to use the whole bed for herself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, this is so true. My cat is such a prick sometimes. Whenever I want him to come sleep in my bed, he's like, "Nah, I don't feel like it" and runs away. But whenever I want to go to sleep and he's in my spot, he gets all pissy when I push him over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm EXPOSED!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

goodfellow, "cats" are worse than rodents. To the point where they produce mind-altering toxins (look it up cockmouth, it's true). You all need to shoot those abominations in the head with a high powered nailgun. Dogs are companions. "cats" are wastes of time and money and should only be used as punching bags. If one is on your bed, unless a furious backhand to the back of the neck. Or just duff that self-centered unclefucker right in the face. It'd prefer you dead anyway, so it could feed off your flesh for days, even weeks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So my cat has been jumping up on my bed at night, breathing mind-altering toxins in my face, and brainwashing me to think it loves me, so when I die it can feast on my corpse and then prepare to take over the world? And you're the only one who knows about this because, for some heavenly reason, you're the one God chose to be the Anti-Cat Messiah and absolve us of our feline sins? And you're putting "cats" in quotes because in reality they're aliens, right? I think you may need to renew your prescription, buddy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

niceee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love cats!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In soviet russia... Cat own you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, in Soviet Russia, you own cat!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohhh! i understand... :D i like owning cat!

by Anonymous 13 years ago