+200 If there was a zombie apocalypse, Russia wouldn't even get infected. Simply because they're just that badass. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's badass about Russia? I need to knowww.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In Soviet Russia, you infect zombies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha! beat me to it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, there's a misconception here. Soviet Russia is badass, not regular Russia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In Soviet Russia, If there was an apocalypse, Zombie's would get infected by Russia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont even get this......but Dimitri from 'Vampire Academy' is from Russia so SURE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cuz russia's cool like that ! (: [half russian pride, haha]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not because they're badass. Because it's too cold for zombies to live there!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The high in Moscow was 83 degrees fairenheight (around 25 Celsius I think). Nice try though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, You're thinkin of AUSTRALIA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ausfailia*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wouldn't matter if they do get infected because they're so drunk the zombies wouldn't do anything except sit around and drink.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're thinking about Ireland.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dammit, Lucius_malloys_boy, you beat me to it ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago