Sorry, Mom, but the phrase "I brought you into this world, so I can take you out!" just won't hold up in court for murdering me, amirite?

+756 Sorry, Mom, but the phrase "I brought you into this world, so I can take you out!" just won't hold up in court for murdering me, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Ma'am, please explain why you murdered your daughter by repeatedly bashing her head with a frying pan." "She refused to clean the stove. Besides, I brought her into this world! I should be allowed to take her out!" "..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This. THIS was one of my comebacks in my rebellious teen years everytime "What is this mess? You can't fight me! I'm your mom and I brought u here, I can take ya out!"

by Anonymous 11 years ago