Anyone who says "Your child was nothing if..." is a pretentious and full of self-importance and self-absorbance. Stop.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

childhood* goodness gracious.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My grandfather invented the first big wheel and gave the idea to his friend that worked at a toy company. :D

by Anonymous 11 years ago

we all know that's not true

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It actually is true as far as I know. My mother's bike broke and he welded it together with part of a wagon so that there was a big wheel in the front and two small ones in the back. Someone that my Grandpa knew from some toy company became interested in it and Grandpa said he could use the idea. He didn't really think it was anything major. His daughter's toy broke and he tried to fix it. At least, that's what my Mom claims. And she says she remembers it vividly. I don't know why she would lie, or why she would lie about that specifically.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I still find this extremely hard to believe

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't blame you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Mayday parade username?

by Anonymous 11 years ago