I'm going to marry myself, adopt children, then Divorce myself. But it'll suck cause I'm a bitch and ill take half my possessions and have to pay myself child support, even though I'm fine without it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd never really Imagine that your long-time girlfriend would break up with you for a guy she has a crush on, who just happens to be your best friend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago