+424 it would be awesome if your girlfriend can survive the zombie appocolypse with you, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone knows women can't fight. wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why the guy has to protect them!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have a valid point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pick a tense and stick with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*apocalypse

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this is an MLIA post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've told my ex-boyfriend that if he wanted to survive all he would gave to do is get behind me and stay out of the way. My sisters and I are all expert marksmen. We don't need a guy to protect us. We just need someone to carry the extra ammunition.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've told my ex-boyfriend that if he wanted to survive all he would gave to do is get behind me and stay out of the way. My sisters and I are all expert marksmen. We don't need a guy to protect us. We just need someone to carry the extra ammunition.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but then the zombie apocalypse will have happened and that would suck. But if it had to happen, that would be a good way for it to go down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless right before the apocalypse you were going to break up with her because you couldn't stand her anymore, and you ended up being the only two survivors.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shaun of the Dead?

by Anonymous 13 years ago