+111 It's weird how it's thought of as good to have a big penis when having a small one you could fit more in for more pleasure for you and it might not be as painful for the girl, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, that's what all of the other guys with small dicks say.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha wow you are so quirky and original and unique wow how did you even come up with that one that was so funny oh ho ho I am on the floor laughing incredibly hard because that was incredibly unexpected and totally uncalled for wow you should be a comedian hahaha no that was all obvious sarcasm and that was terrible and unfunny you need to go.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Coday don't forget to apply cold water to burned area

by Anonymous 11 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Adonis who pissed on your parade today?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nobody. Small penis jokes are unoriginal and unfunny to me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, guys with tiny penises usually find tiny penis jokes unfunny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Adonis is so mad that his tiny penis is shrinking back inside of him in anger!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well I guess nobody can find anything unfunny anymore without it relating to them Yeah I really think memes are unfunny I guess its because I'm a meme and that movie The Watch wasn't funny either I guess it's because I'm an alien No you retard that's not how it works try to be more original next time the people on this site are really unfunny Jesus Christ

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You can find things unfunny, that's totally cool. I find all sorts of things unfunny. The difference between me and you is that when I think something is unfunny, I go "Hmm, that's not very funny" and I leave it at that. What was the point of writing that whole long paragraph about how it wasn't funny? Do you do that every time you find something that isn't funny? What could you possibly gain by doing that? What kind of adult does anything similar to that? Do you ever just go to the movies, and when there's something you don't find funny you just stand up and yell "Oh congrats on that joke sir you are so funny hahahahahah oh my im rolling on my floor". I'm not even upset by it, I just can't understand the point. It seems like you're just acting out trying to get attention or something. If that's the case, you're a child. If it's not, please explain the reason as to why you have to act like a cuntasaurus-rex just because you found something unfunny.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The bigger you are the tighter she is.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Feels great being average. cool

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If girls are really experienced, won't they want a bigger one since they're looser?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If a girl was more experience in life than she was at sex, it wouldn't even matter to her.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You're right, but I guess I'm thinking just as a preference in bed, not the overall boyfriend.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

As a gay man who'd prefer 5 inches to 8 inches, it would certainly be easier on me. And deepthroating wouldn't be a pain, obviously. Though you gotta take what you get because a great man is better than his big, average, or small penis. If you're honestly obsessed with his penis more than you are about him, you have a problem, and you don't deserve him. People are so vapid. There's preference, and then there's getting down and having a conversation with your friend about dick sizes. Just try and stick to preference and you won't be a stupid person.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Whenever a post this old is homepaged, you know //somebody// was incredibly bored and going through all your posts.

by Anonymous 11 years ago