Subway's new slogan should be, "Makin' you sammiches when your woman won't," amirite?

More like "Makin you sandwhiches when your women leaves your fat ass for being such a sexist piece of lard that cant make his own damn sandwhich, eat fresh."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoa...whoa let's all just calm down a little bit. It's just a joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so was that, geez, take a joke. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DUDE! all apologies. sarcasm is hard to catch on the internetz.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up you stupid piece of ugly shit!!! that was a joke too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would you call me ugly shit? you already got some on our face. oh, nvm, thats just you. THAT was a joke too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your just jealous of my beautiful face because your stuck with that ugly ass of a face. that was also a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry, im not jealous of faces shaped like an asshole. that was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course you arent. why would you be jealous of something you already have? and i also dont see how that applies to me cuz i was talking about my beautiful face. that was a better joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what the...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was trying to get the point across that their "joke" seemed more like an angry insult with a bunch of cuss words

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol'd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

more like learn to spell first?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're not part of the DeFranco Nation, so you wouldn't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PhillyD ftw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your awesomeness points just doubled.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

even if it's a joke, it's still pretty sexist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't an attempt to offend anyone, sorry that you feel that way though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just to let you know, you offended a lot of girls.. Not me, I couldn't care less. It's just a joke and I get it. But next time, think about what you're posting before you do it.. So yeah.... That's my life lesson to you for the day. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's nothing that's incredibly offensive though. Like honestly, most chefs in general are men, so to say that woman should be making men food just quite hypocritical. I really only wanted to do this for the PhillyD reference

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, yeah I get it. I'm just saying that most girls on this website are emotional, crazy, think-the-worst, one-perspective-on-life people. So that's just how they are. You can deal with the complaints. I'm not complaining though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Understood

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I laughed out loud at this. (And by the way, I'm a girl.) :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imma chick and I find this funny. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Goodness... Why can't people have a laugh without someone getting mad. Take a joke! (especially girls) By the way I am a girl. No offense taken here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SAMMICHES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago