+334 One of the most irritating things ever is when you are using scissors that bend the paper, rather than cut it. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So wait... paper>rock, rock>scissors, scissors≥paper

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha. Essentially. If the the player uses the scissors too much, they will eventually become dull and will no longer be able to defeat paper. We've just created a scenario where paper beats scissors. Alert the rulebooks!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

KNOW ONE HAS EXPLAINED HOW PAPER BEATS ROCK. ROCK SMASHES SCISSORS. LEAVING THEM USELESS. SCISSORS CUT PAPER.. MAKOMG IT USELESS. PAPER COVERS ROCKS ... ROCK IS STILL A ROCK

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No* ...wow i feel dumb

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is true, but paper hides rock, so you may not know it's a rock. I. Guess that's defeat. A simple human mind can often be defeated by it's uncertainty. You must understand the philosophical depth of rock, paper, scissors.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess*** now I feel dumb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...rock just gained paper armor. Paper armor attracts scissors and when they attack the break on the rock laying below... if anythib it's a camp move...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're saying rock just sacrifices paper for it's own survival? That's sick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rock=God

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Has god ever sacrificed others for personal gains? Lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That one guy's family where satan was like "he only worships you because you've given him so much. Take away everything and he will curse you" then god said "its a bet" Then his entire family and animals died. House destroyed. He got ill. Skin disease. And almost died...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Job's the guy you're looking for. Sick shit what happened there. In the mean time, I like to believe that Paper does not really "beat" Rock, but they form an unstoppable relationship which on the surface appears abusive, hence Paper beats Rock. Just my take.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They form rock-agami

by Anonymous 12 years ago

@1305003 (Jonesy): That was beautiful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha thanks

by Anonymous 12 years ago