+745 Sorry twilight fans, but since Edward has no blood, he can not have an erection, and therefore can not have sex with anyone, living or undead. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First he'd have to have a penis to get an erection in the first place...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow i just said first and in the first place. my bad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

vampires arent completely dead, just like, halfway, they still have all their blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah most other vampires do, but not Twilight vampires.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and how would you know? did you go ask them?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, but I've read Dracula, the original vampire book, so I know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, so all vampires still have blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly my point, except for Twilight ones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Twilight vampires also have blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No they don't, I read the books. It says that when they're ripped apart to be killed, their insides are just flesh like stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so did i, they have blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, obviously your not going to realise, so let's just end this conversation here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay. and either its realize of or release. idk which one you were trying to use.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, that's fine. it was still funny. and to whoever said no- that's a scientific fact.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And also, since he's dead, he has no sperm --> how the hell did he get Bella pregnant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And they can't produce any bodily fluids...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah Renesme should not exist...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly! and vampires aren't real...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If he has no blood how does his brain function? He obviously has blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His brain doesn't function or else he'd be smart enough to comb his hair

by Anonymous 13 years ago

okay, okay, okay. time to chill. first off he's fictional so he could be filled with whipped cream for all we know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone on here complains about twilight and how it's gay but all it is a true romance. And no vampires aren't real, but why is everyone freaking out because if you like Harry Potter, wizards aren't real either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one ever said wizards are real, people just wish they were. But they accept the fact they aren't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Besides, wizards are alive.(except Voldemort, kinda)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry but a 117 year old watching you sleep isn't romantic. Neither is the urge to be a necrophiliac.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the vampires do have blood its just considered poison to humans. That's why the humans scream in pain when they are bitten. Stop hating on Twilight, most people fell in love with the books before all the movies came out. It is an amazing love story with a twist. So why don't you go do something with your life a bit more fullfilling then sitting around hating on someting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't call twilight an AMAZING love story. Titanic is an AMAZING love story I've read the books and watch all the movies and frankly there's just isn't enough substance in them to make it all that great the plot is so simple and changes with every movie. What is the point of the series we knew she would choose edward from the beginning. These movies have constantly received bad reviews the only reason why they win anything is cause all the little girls that are obssessed with the celebrities they are too blind sighted to realize that they cant even act. anyways thats just my two cents

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if vampires have blood how come when there head comes off all there is underneath is ice?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

REAL Vampires don't have blood. Stephanie Meyer vampires might. Real vampires don't live in the woods, or fall in love, or sparkle. Stephanie Meyer's vampires are fairies, not vampires

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES HE CAN. GET REAL :- )

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you disagree, then why did you vote yes? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(A Person :)): Ironi.. oh well

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He got bella preggo cuz, yes, in a way he's dead. But, Stephanie specifically says in the fourth book that guys don't change much after puberty. Edward has, after all, gone through puberty. (I hope all you know what that entails for guys cuz this is not going to be a health lesson) so, girls, as we know, CHANGE after puberty. Monthly. Therefore, since becoming a vamp freezes you from whatever you were in before the change, Edward still produces sperm. How neither of them noticed he ejaculated, I have no clue. The end.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or bella could just be the virgin mary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with twilight doesn't.. All the way

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, what the hell. I'm tired of seeing this post over and over and over. Only reason I disagreed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is everyone getting so heated over a book? If you're anti-Twilight, don't read the books or watch the movies. I personally don't like the books because they were over hyped and disappointed me, but I don't make fun of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe he got an erection while his dad was biting him and had to spend 100 years with a boner. At least that's what me and my friends think.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

awesome theory.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The people who voted no way are in denial.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahah, oh goodness. i posted this as a lighthearted little joke. no need to get worked up over it. it is seriously a book. a series of books, that have no actual impact on anything in your life. so let's all chill out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not a Twilight fan really, but does this post imply that boys are only valued for sex? Fan-girls might not all have fantasies about sexual content, maybe they like his personality. I hope that our world isn't coming to liking someone becuase they are 'good in bed'. Doesn't personality and character matter anymore?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WE GET IT!!! STOP POSTING MLIA CRAP ON HERE!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG some of you ppl who have never read the books may want to before making a twilight post lmao major props to the one that explained about being frozen how u were at the time of change it's good to know that some twi-fans inhabit this site lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

read the books, twice. one of my favorite series. it's a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn about real vampires.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@254625: You are soooo right. Why dig the book if you didn't even read it?? And you all know that you're getting pissed off about fictional stories in the first place right??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He can get an erection because when he drinks blood he has blood in his system. Thus the boner ensues.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So he got pregnant with blood from cow or something he drank...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut the fuck up all of you. Get a life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

once again. J-O-K-E.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah he can coz if you had read the book you would know that his skin is hard as marable

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly! He's already 'hard' :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is all fantasy and anything that wants to happen in fantasy can and will happen in fantasy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you! My point exactly! People are always trying to poke fucking holes in things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they drink blood so my guess is that the umm...you know... would be from the intake of blood. but other than that i think that this amirite was genius!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no blood in his veins thoughh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't really care how Edward got a boner because the honeymoon was one of the highlights of the series. Just don't question it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's an incubus, right? I remember that being said somewhere in the series. ..Harry Potter's still better though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if vampires are as hard as a rock, like it says in the books. Then he has an erection all the time (; and if nobody notices it, that just means its tiny. Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh. my. god. no one is poking holes. it's a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i tell this same thing to soo many ppl!

by Anonymous 13 years ago