+197 You're not "fat". You're horizontally gifted. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wouldn't horizontally gifted mean you're skinny? Gifted means a gift, and I would rather have the gift of skinniness than the gift of fatness.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Horizontally challenged would be skinny, just like people who are short are vertically challenged.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol, thanks. (':

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No. You're just fat. Get on a diet & exercise. For the love of God, its thoughts like these that explain why so many people are obese.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, you're just a bitter loser who needs to do something with their life. And I'm not fat, you dipshit. It doesn't say that I'm talking about myself.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You think that thoughts like this explains why people are obese? You're a fucktard. People choose not to diet and exercise, because they don't want to, not because someone says they aren't fat.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thats how I describe my fat friends, and they have no problem with it. They actually like it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago