As a little toddler we all ate something very strange...... I ate Plato! amirite?

Do you mean Play-doh? Because it's edible and I think most people did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You ate an ancient philosopher?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy crap, OP must be oooold...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was totally coming here to say that :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What did he taste like?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhh! I though Plato died of natural causes in his sleep when he was in his 80s. But now I know some little kid ate him. Hope you're happy with yourself, jerk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... this really isn't funny. It's just a weak pun. I can't believe this is homepaged, unless people are expecting it to fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I ate margarine everyday. Straight margarine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I chopped pieces off the butter stick and ate them with sugar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my. My friend used to eat string beans with yogurt. O_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I ate mouse poison when i was 4 and pennies when i was 3.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought you said penises, I'm sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to eat dry cat food. And I'd put a bit of salt in my hand and then go under the table and lick my hand. I liked salt I think.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to eat glue. Now I eat chips.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What kind of glue?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was Elmers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A big black bug and poop.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I ate cookies. Beat that, bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would teal the sticks of butter from the fridge and hide them so i could eat them later, but my mom found out. I guess its a good thing I probably would have been really fat:O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I ate Cetaphil brand lotion

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I ate dog food and licked batteries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I tasted every brand of dog treat my parents bought and ate leaves off the apple tree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hated the dog treats, but I loved the food. And apparently I also ate crayons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to chew on sand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i ate those little card board books. i have half a book lying somewhere in my attic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I ate paper.

by Anonymous 13 years ago