+305 Whenever commercials are trying to sell you something, they always have to add in an extra, completely irrelevant item to try and get you to buy their product. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes the completely irrelevent item is better than the actual thing they're trying to get you to buy... haha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You want a sniggie? Well how about a free book light!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Want a dildo? Here take a free booster seat!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You want a motorized diggy-scrappy thingy? Have a free lettuce chopper. (P.S. You have to pay $20 in S+H)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But wait! Along with your "Spick-n-Span" Laundry detergent, we'll throw in this free toenail clipper! A $499 dollar value, only for 99 cents!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And a free set of slippers... That's a $20 value that can be your for only 12 easy payments of 19.99

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't tune away yet! When you buy our NEW Super GhEtT0 C0nd0m$, you get a FREE baby bib and bottle set! oh wait... maybe that is slightly relevant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago