+1,650 You feel like you just witnessed something no other human-being has when you see the paper man distribute the papers in the wee hours of the morning. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wtf? Are you high?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When school starts, my bus comes at 6 in the morning. I always see them :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o.o i've never seen that in my life actually

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I deliver those papers and its always fun to see people's excited faces when they see me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D OP you made my day by using the word "wee" :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YESS! That's the only reason I voted yes to this. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is the dumbest post of the day I've had the misfortune to see yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get up and leave before the mailman, its called cross country practice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's called the paper man. a mailman distributes the mail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

never actually seen the guy, but i bet it'll be exciting when i do(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw a paper boy the other day and I was like OHSHIT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS ONLY EXISTED ON TV. Yeah...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're kidding ; this post is awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes when you've been up all night and the newspaper guy comes at like 4am and you're laying on the driveway with your sister looking at the stars, the the paper man is suddenly a serial killer that we all must run from

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol, like I'd ever wake up that early.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My paperboy delievers them at 9 at night. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What? Papers are still being written at 9. That doesn't make any sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We also get Saturday AND Sunday papers on Saturdays. Don't ask me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats weird. Sounds like your editor is either really lazy or has some really good inside sources.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen the streetlights turn on in the morning because of 5:30 am swim practice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stbu.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet you've never seen me though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, i always think of the paperman as a strange muscular convict wearing little kids clothes on a tiny bicycle with a sensitive mind, but i've never witnessed his comings and goings...it would be so cool tho

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never ever seen him before. I'm always sleeping when he comes, and if I have school that day, I'm always in the shower.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My paperboy comes at 3 pm. :b I always see him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen this on facebook.. Or somewhere. WHEN THE HELL ARE PEOPLE GONNA BE ORIGINAL?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Post of the day! Original! That's a good one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've delivered papers before. To 7/11 and stuff though not houses. With my dad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck you OP piece of shit mother fucker.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The paper MAN in our neighborhood is a creepy old guy with a pickup truck. He just throw to paper on your driveway in the middle of the day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if all these people have seen him, then doesn't that defeat the idea of the post?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you'll ruin the magic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago