+359 When you're home alone you find something to hit a burglar with and keep it easily accessible, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. All the time! I'll grab the biggest butcher knife in my house and keep it in my hands. I feel like a BAMF with it. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I used to sleep with one under my pillow!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine is a fire extinguisher.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know someone who was home alone once and set up a whole trap for a burgular!! and omg it happened to be on christmas break too. i cant believe his parents forgot him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im guessing you havent seen the movie home alone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im guessing you havent heard of the meme Cool story bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I keep two metal bats in my car...one in the back seat and one in the trunk :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read that as 2 metal cats lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha well I guess maybe that could work too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine is my flag and my rifle. (I'm in color guard.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mines a machete

by Anonymous 13 years ago