+266 There are 2 temperatures for a hot pocket: frozen and hot as molten lava, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

-Jim Gaffigan

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boiling lava hot :) loveee himm!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and all the others in between

by Anonymous 12 years ago

" 'Is it cold in the middle?' 'It's frozen. But it can also be served boiling lava hot.' 'Will it burn my mouth?' 'It'll destroy your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month.' "

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And toaster strudels...

by Anonymous 12 years ago