+3,416 Girls are like apples on a tree. All the sluts are on the bottom of the tree, and they get more attention because they're easier to get to. Then all the girls at the top think there might be something wrong with them, but, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right guy- the one that's willing to climb all the way up. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got this in a text message a while ago... I really liked it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(livelaugh:)love<3): yeah!! i wondered why it was familiar and when i read your comment i remembered that i got it in a forward

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love it sooo much. I would definetly homepage this, but im on mobile! :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YEAH! but why doesn't McDonalds sell hot dogs?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for posting this. It's exactly what I needed today :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:) I <3 this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is so cute(: <3 it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me smile.... thank you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah this is great! I hope a guy posted this so i can marry him =) haha but this made me feel really great

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hate to break it to you, but I don't think a guy would put his name as "HaLeYuhhhMCkaay."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

awww this made my day, thank you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck...OPEN YOUR EYES LITTLE TWEEN GIRLS! Girls think us guys are so complicated but we are not. If no guy is getting you at first then that means your ugly not ''amazing''. To get a guy to like you you have to have an ok personality, be cute or hot, not be annoying or complan about your perios, and to be a bit more mature than the people who commented above me and the op.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe that's what some people like you think. But there are some guys that will actually look past a girl's appearance and like them for their personality. If you want to think that that's immature, then all right, that's your opinion. But I believe most people would disagree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Believe it or not everyone has standards, some are just lower than others. I've seen actual people with gross deformities that make me gag when I see them unexpectedly, and I've actually gotten to know some of them. They were quite nice, but I still found their visage disturbing. Honestly they found it understandable and realized they were, for lack of a better word, hideous. I can be there friend, but romantic interest (which requires sexual attraction) is out of the question.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you're really shallow. Those people you call hideous could be beautiful to someone else, or even more importantly maybe they're beautiful to themselves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know I'm gonna get hated for this, but most guys would act the same way. Me included. It's bad, sure, but we can't help it. It's basic, biological, hormonal instincts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, its a pity so many people think that way. I understand that if you find someone unappealing then of course you're not going to be attracted to them, but looks shouldn't be the main reason that a romantic relationship is impossible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ideally, physical appearance wouldn't matter at all in any relationship, but we /are/ just another species in this sense. A romantic relationship with a partner you consider unattractive physically is probably not impossible, but there is a large source of pleasure derived from an attractive partner. Besides, if other people find them beautiful, then it's likely that either partner could find a more enjoyable relationship.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still have yet to see someone who was flat out ugly (really unattractive). But there are several people who have overly selfish, mean, or cruel personalities and it is the personality that brings out every physical flaw they have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even if you have a really nice personality no man will ever want you if you are super greasy with a fucked up face

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, I'm a guy, and I take looks second.I'll go for the great personality, and if they look good, it is called a bonus. I bet you are the kind who make sandwich jokes. Have fun single person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are only saying this to reassure yourself you want to believe this because you think girls will 'like' you because you share the same feminist views. You are biologically made to reproduce, you put looks way ahead of anything else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I in no way meant that. Just because you and the majority of other men see it like this, doesn't mean all men see it like that. If you see it like that, your opinion. But I see it that women are really equals, you see them below men. Also, I don't care what history says about women being below men, they are just the same as another person. Also, not a feminist!!! Feminists are sexist against men in my opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry but biologically women are inferior to men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This topic isnt about being inferior or superior biologically, it is about making people feel better, so if you want to be a stuck up arseholse about it all, then go, insult away. As for me, I'm now ignoring whatever you send to me, because I'm leaving with a morale highround. Goodbye Mr V, have a nice day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Morale highground? Those typically seeking to unfairly assume the moral high ground do so because they know/perceive that their positions are less defensible or supportable than others within the debate and therefore move to obtain this unfair advantage. It is then incumbent for the other parties/positions within the debate to remove the assumption of moral superiority from the one party, or else, fight an uphill battle against a position/party with an artificial and undeserved advantage. [http://www.colorado.edu/conflict/peace/treatment/moralhg.htm ; http://press.princeton.edu/titles/7602.html] You seek out of this argument because you know you will lose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I left the argument because it was no point in trying to change the mind of someone stubborn, I reply to you, because it says anonymous, but I have high feeling it is still V. Stop trying to pick out my flaws now, and just drop it, you obviously have nothing better to do than to try and pick fights. Please, I'm now just asking to leave it alone, it is so off topic that it isn't worth trying to keep up with it all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed to disagree then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or we could disagree to agree. Same thing different worded, anyway, sure. I'm not going to try and wish hell upon you though, so have a good day and take it easy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@252782 (V): @252801 (Ricwulf): Yeah. I'm a girl and I'm pretty sure I'd rather date Ricwulf than you. Believe it or not, girls DON'T like guys that treat them like crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@252782 (V): i am also a girl and i agree with dean i would rather date Ricwulf then V any day! Ricwulf you are awesome! keep being yourself and you will find an amazing girl because you are willing to climb up that ladder. V go suck so dick because that is what you are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@952764 (Dean_Thomas): Hi, thanks for both of that. And helpmeimcrazy, I recently did find that amazing girl and have been dating for about a month now, so yeah, pretty happy with it. I still find it quite funny going back over the comments and seeing how I have a bunch of vote ups, and V has a bunch of down votes. I was shocked when I saw my first post had over 100 thumbs up. So yeah, also, I hope that anyone here who is looking for their right guy(as rare as we are), or girl, best of luck to ya. Bye for now, hopefully to a few not forever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aww i really hope you two are happy :) she really better appreciate how awesome you are!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im not on either side of this arguement, but you just sounded extremely intelligent in that comment :) nice use of sources. it will win any debate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>implying I am being unfair. women are meant to bear children. fact: men are superior

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trolololol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also, is your v for vagina? oh and how are women biologically inferior to men?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take a look at plants. Just do it. :) All of the "female" structures are greater in size and most often the portion of the life cycle. The males are puny little babushkas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take a look at humans...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, so size defines superiority?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really dont think you know how much i want to kick you in your "unmentionables" right now. Women stand on equal ground with men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(greatrande):-You have never been forced to die in war. -You are not capable of performing the same tasks because you lack the ambition and devotion. This is why you get paid less. -Remember when you weren't allowed to vote? It's because you lack the logical reasoning skills to take difficult decisions in a sound manner. -You have never ruled the world, because you lack enough physical strength and intelligence to lead an army or a nation. -The only reason you need wimpy support groups (eg, Feminism) is because of your primal instinct of inferiority. -You have never invented anything worth mentioning during the last thousands of years of recorded human history. That computer you're using, the electricity, the house you live in, the car you drive, the job you work for, the gasoline that fuels your car, the desk, the pencil, the paper and everything you use in your everyday life was invented by men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They didn't have to be forced~ Many, many woman were sneaking into war back then. They didn't check if you weren't sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck. You.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Flare guns. Potato chip bags. Turning signals. All made by women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono this post is an analogy, it doesn't mention womens rights or their capabilities anywhere...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohdee! Roasted!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, women once did rule the world. Everything was matriarchal (which honestly makes the most sense). Women fight in wars all the time, they are creators of some amazing inventions. Women work in high status business positions all the time and do quite well. Everything you're saying is, quite simply, wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're an asshole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ignore the troll. The comment was intentionally posted so a huge argument would be started, which is what happened.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you love men so much why don't you marry one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best use of that particular comeback EVER. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my state you cannot marry some one of the same sex. Also I would rather have sex with women than men.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-Mathematics, philosophy, science, medicine, and all of the important building blocks of modern society were created by men. You are only here to provide men with your physical beauty. Which is the only worthy talent you possess besides bearing children. If you can't do that, you're worthless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, that is harsh. That is way too far. Please, you have just made yourself look like a sexist pig. I'm sorry you only read out all the pros of men and cons of women. And if you say that is because there are no pros of women, that is because men back then never let women have a say in anything. They WERE seen as inferior back then, yes. But times are changing. Also, a woman has never ruled the world eh? WHAT IS THE QUEEN! She was around before your dear president was(Assuming American, sorry if you aren't). Also the new prime minister of Australia is a female. Stop saying that women are lesser because they aren't. End of it please, if anyone wants to pick an argument with him, DON'T. He isn't going to change his mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You dirty, puffed up, pompous, sexist toerag! You don't get it, do you? You don't know SQUAT about the things women can or can't do, so I think you should just stop making a fool of yourself and go away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What crawled up ur butt today? And take a look at you yourself, becauseI bet there are women who is waaayyy better and have a lot more accomplishments than you. By the way, all you men are not on a team, so don't make it sound like YOU invented those things. Most of all this website is not made for dumb people to start arguments;its to take our minds off of whatever we r doing and have a laugh! So if you wanna start arguments, why don't you do that on FML because no one reads that anymore anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, I know 'I' did not invent those things and have neither been forced to go to war. But I am not comparing myself to women, I am comparing men to women.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, Stephanie Kwolek invented the bulletproof vest, Anna Connelly invented the fire escape, and Mary Anderson invented the windshield wiper. All of them are women. So women have had accomplishments throughout history.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, the wind shield wiper? That's impressive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes it is. Because if your windshield as covered in rain, more accidents would happen, causing more deaths. So yes, it is VERY impressive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you fucking kidding me right now? Are you ASKING to get hit? Wow, sad and pathetic that you think that. Have fun being alone for the rest of your life, because NO GIRL would EVER want a man that thinks that way. That's disgusting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"NO GIRL would EVER want a man that thinks that way." clearly you live under a rock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly you were dropped down a flight of stairs as a baby and it damaged your sense of respect. And intelligence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You seem like the type that would die a virgin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about kevlar?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hi, Yeah, I'm back, and when V here was talking about the war part, they actually weren't allowed to go to war, nobody would let them, and it was for a good reason. If you sent all your men to war and only 2 returned, you could easily populate the settlement(This is old medival times by the way). You send all the woman to war and only 2 return, you are pretty much a screwed settlement. Anyway,I'm trying to clear that up, because women weren't forced for a reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually women are weaker than men. Physically anyway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wasn't talking about physically. I meant on a social standpoint.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The way I see it, women are higher than men. Well, you are treated better in some respects.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're going to troll that hardcore, at least leave your account name. No need to anon this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

buddy, you can't have a conversation with boobs. After sex, where does that go?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jerk. Have fun being single

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@V Well. Someone is going to die alone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@953303 (hi.): Well, I guess I can't wait for 3d porn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sound like the type of guy that gets friendzoned

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no offense but u are kinda lying when u say u go for personality first. u dont walk up to a person because they have a nice personality because u cant tell its really looks first and if the personality isnt good enough then they get dropped

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its kinda funny how sexist V has made all of u sound not saying u are but thats how it sounds

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This makes me want to buy you 'Hooked On Phonics'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats really shallow dude. Id rather gave a girl with a great personality but not cute than a cute girl with a bad personality

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yes, those 'perios' really suck...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMJeezus you R such a jrk i hoope you nevur gets a gurlfrend cuz U is just jelly of how awesum tis poss is bcus it iz a metufore that reel life worx ekactly liek tha and 1 day my prince charmin will find me and we wooll riyde off in2 teh sunset and liv happly evor aftr cuz just like dat is how reel lief works alsoos guys obvi dont caer aboot looks im gunna find a boyfdriend that lieks to fuck my personalitie and not mi vagina lol xoxo :) kthxbai !!!11one!!1 :DDDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that a fucking hit at woman? I can't tell if you agree with him or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Coward is right.): I didn't know that the Governator used amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm too stupid to know exactly what that means.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Coward is right.): Arnold Swarzeneggar (Sp) was the governor of my state. When I read the typo in your post, I started reading it in his accent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was that necessary?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

After like 16 comments saying "OMG I luv this post <3" yes it was. The guy at the top may say it in a douchebaggy way, but he's right. This is just a bullshit feel-good post that blatantly ignores the reality of how life works.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good point, but it still gives all of the fourteen year old girls on the site something to hope for. I must say, though, that looked very painful to type.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me burst out laughing. I wish I could favorite stuff from my phone >.< Anyway, bravo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading that hurt my eyes. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OHHHwmaaaGOSSHHHH some1 FINAHHLLllyyy agre3z wit meeehhH~!!!! xD :D xP ahahahahHAHH !!! LOlz yesh! TEEHHEE :x

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry girls but everything this anon just said is true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is something u should keep to yourself!! Seriously don't be a dick

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, several times, I have met beautiful girls who think they aren't because guys don't want the possibility of rejection.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are a jerk... of course your not agreeing with this... it's because the only girls you can get are the girls on the bottom of the tree... the sluts i mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i agree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think even the sluts have standards...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's annoying that people think that because they aren't popular, they are actually the "good" ones. SOME people do have tastes. Some " popular" people are popular because they're nice, and people like them, not because they're sluts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The post never said popular people, it just happens that the majority of the time, it is those who are all slutty get the attentiona nd are seen as popular. There are HEAPS of popular nice people, you just don't see them all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i completely agree!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great post!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So cliche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why the fuck is your name 'Pokemonsucks'? Douche bag.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree, pokemon is the original Nintendo portable game, I'd play it over COD any day. Also, lets not get off topic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way, pokemon is a boring ass game

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bahahah that made me smile

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like pokemon sucking. dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg this is so cute!!! <33 :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That made me gag, and my picture is of tinkerbell...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You ever climbed to the top of an apple tree to get an apple? I have, and they're not exactly the best apples. They are more open to the elements, kinda funny tasting, often have bugs in them, etc. I tend to leave them to fall to the ground, let them be organic fertilizer or some such.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, you can't take a metaphor can you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a bad metaphor, it defeats the purpose for it to have a contradictory flaw of that nature. That metaphor is built to give hope to the less promiscuous girls by comparing them to the apples at the top of the tree. It says there is nothing wrong with them, they just have wait on someone to pick them. The flaw is that those apples are not always good apples, they have their own problems and due to their inaccessibility may never be picked at all. They can be and often are ignored and left as trash when the person picking the apples is perfectly satisfied with the easy to pick apple he got from the bottom of the tree. This is similar to how some quality girls (and some not) will still never meet the great guy they've been waiting their whole lives for. Those guys will stick with the 'lesser' girls because it's easier, and while not as happy as they could be, they are satisfied enough to not go after someone else. It's to large of a hole in the metaphor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No girl is perfect. Using the metaphor, every girl has problems whether its at the top of the tree, or the bottom or in between. But honestly, there are guys out there who will love and accept the problems. And I'm sorry if you can't see that but what can be done right? Now, if you are the one that has been commenting under Anonymous for the last few posts, please just leave the technical and literal concepts alone with this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is not true to say no matter what your problem is there is a person out there who will accept you for it, or even in spite of it. You do people a disservice to tell them lies like that. You try to spare their feelings but you prolong their suffering. Sometimes people need to hear the truth from someone else. Why would someone work to improve themselves if they are told over and over that they are perfect just how they are? Too many people are lied to, too many people are unhappy and they don't get why. "I'm a good person" they think "I deserve happiness". But happiness takes work, relationships take work, they take sacrifice, they take struggle. People like you who lie to others about things like that are the worst. Don't lie to people to spare their feelings, tell them the hard truth. If you have a problem, you need to fix it. Friends are supposed to help each other with their, not deny that those problems exist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look, just take it as it is meant to be, a booster to those people who can do with a boost. if you want to crush people down byu taking it literal, then do that. I'm seriously wondering now why there are soo many people whoare trying to put thisdown by taking it literally or arguing over it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I point out the flaw because false hope isn't good for people. Sometimes people have problems, and those problems aren't just ok. You can't expect that if you wait long enough that someone will come along and love you for you. Sometimes you have to make the effort, you have to make yourself a better person. If you want happiness, if you want love, then you have to work for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please don't talk about people having problems, I experience it time to time. Also, this is meant to be a booster to someones happiness, not a message to say how to live their life. So stop taking it literal, see it for a happy thing, and stop trying to crush others dreams because you can't achieve yours. Now, I wish you the best of luck in the future.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must truly be in a terrible place if a cheesy amirite post boosts your happiness... These kind of things are so vapid and have no real meaning.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how was that a worthwhile comment, at all? seriously?? (and i realize the hypocrisy in me saying this, but i just had to point out your random negativity.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was a worthwhile comment because, honestly, who actually becomes more cheerful after reading one of these posts? And I wasn't being negative, I was being realistic. There's a difference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(BreakfastFan):the whole "these things are so vapid, and have no real meaning" part of it all it just felt like a rather random thing to add, for no reason but to be pompous, as though 'foo-fooing' the amirite world. i know i'm looking too far into it, it's all good--it was realistic, i just didn't like the way that last part sounded

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is it "random"?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous):i think this metaphor is the sad truth of society. these 'inaccessible' girls are so because fear/society/way of life has brought them there. perhaps the inaccessibility of these girls does make them more special--but maybe it shrivels them up, and perhaps changes their outlook for the worse. and though false hopes are bad, sometimes a false hope can lead someone to genuine/happy ground, due to some necessary confidence. or maybe the truth doesn't have to be devastating. girls can grin and bear it, and be awesome, and become stronger for whatever negativity faced. whatever. fuck this, fuck what anybody else says. who says you have to fucking wait around for a guy, anyway? girls aren't fucking apples, waiting around for nothing more than to be eaten. girls are tigers, monkeys, giraffes; they are anything they fucking want to be, and some guy isn't going to make or break 'em!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude... Arbitrary comment FTW! And too bad I'm on mobile. If I could. I would make ten accounts just to have voted it up LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is great. ♥

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahhaha I had this forwarded to me like 3 days ago<3 super cute

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude no guy will go after an ugly chick so buy a fucking treadmill and get to work!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@253870 (Anonymous): If they have brains and a heart they will. Looks aren't everything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, no girl will go after a dumbass, so grab a book and get to work!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

everyone's going on about girls not being perfect. Since when are guys perfect? There are just as many hideous, dick guys out there as there are ugly girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aww this is so true!! but here;s my question..........where in the world is this 'right' guy!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then they take a nice big bite of you and throw you away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^^^Best retort, ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok, I give up in trying to argue with all these people trying to crush a simple little paragraph, to try and make someone else feel bad, because they also had to do it the hard way. I have to do it the hard way, and so do many other people, but that isn't the point of it all, it has basically the same function of the original motivational posters, the ones that were actually made to inspire people. It doesn't work, but it can make people feel better for a short time. So please, stop slandering it, and just leave it alone. Also, I'm now ignoring ANY negative comments on this post.(They are all the same thing in the end.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some of the people commenting on this are craaazy. Would you rather have me post "Life sucks, and then you die"? You pessimistic people need to understand this is just for motivation. Like thd quote "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars". Obviously, some people will never achieve their goals. But that doesn't mean we should slander the quote! Now I'm just rambling, so I'm done. The end. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank You!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really, really appreciate your attempts at trying to change other people's views; it's sweet! But some people are just too negative and then there's the assholes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pessimism =/= Realism

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this. But aren't the apples at the top of the tree not ready for eating yet? Because they aren't ripe?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...*smiles*...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me cousin is going through a bad break up so i told her this and she atarted feeling better. thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I atarted feeling better once I learned proper spelling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha for a second i thought you said 'me and my cousin are going through a bad break up'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

<3333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are copiously correct!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

totally! and haha, I didn't know this post would cause a heated arguement.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who would've thunk that such a light-hearted post would be taken sooo harshly and caused a huge, sexist argument...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ikr?! holy cheese guys, the post wasn't meant 2 raise an arguement that in the end no1 will win and it was rather pointless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you ever noticed how male animals are always brighter and more noticable? The females aren't like this because of camoflauge and they don't get eaten, so they can survive. The males are like that so they can attract females and 'get laid.' Which sound more biologically inferior?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bwahahahahaha... it's funny because it's reverse sexism.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

numero uno SEXIST FEMALE DOG numero dos we are humans not wild animals

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sorry but I had to vote this down. No offense, but I don't come here for all of this feel-good love-quote stuff. If I want that I'll go to facebook. Sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EHmaGAWd h0w cooD u NAWT agr33e wit dis???!!!!1!1!!11!!!!! itz SOO00O0O0O0O0 truuuuuuueeeewwWWWW!! ugh S0m3 ppl jus DONt no WAT itz LYKKK to be @ da top uf da tree!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They see you trollin'...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>?????? waht? u meannn lykk big Br0th3r?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They hatin'...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1st after POTD amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@952630 (jmayrod): noope!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://touch.amirite.net/411253 http://touch.amirite.net/226562 http://touch.amirite.net/202688

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is even better the fourth time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First one was posted after this though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your point in posting these was... ? To show how many people have copied this post? You should really look at post numbers before you make yourself look dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know this is a facebook group and shouldn't be POTD, but i think i needed this...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love(not) how people bring looks into this. I'm a girl who's never dated, and I'm definitely not ugly, even if I'm not the most gorgeous person ever. And guys can be attractive without being hot too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just because you're on top of the tree doesn't mean you're a better apple. No apple is worth climbing a tree. I stick with the equally tasty apples on the lower limbs. Also, overused simile is over used.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet you get STD's from those apples too, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, I do not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well that's a surprise! You can't trust those slutty apples, so I would be careful if I were you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this sounds exactly like something i'm going through now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quotes like this kinda make me gag a little bit.. Too sweet for me, haha. Though the comments were definitely interesting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aww cute

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The apples at the top of the tree think something's wrong with them?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To me, the apples on the top of the tree are the least protected (rain, falling rocks..) and the ones in the middleish are better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Falling rocks?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, it's very possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just a bit slut-shamey here, no big deal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm eating an apple.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on a horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I own a horse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I own a cat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post made me smile(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's nothing wrong with me!! D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I absolutely love this! So inspirational! Favorited.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would there be an apple tree in my kitchen?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you dont deserve POTD for using someone elses profound words and not even metioning their name or giving them the slightest bit of credit. you obviously didnt make this up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, the last potd was a shirt on T-shirt Hell. Sometimes they're from Ruminations. There's no penalty for plagiarism here, apparently. I'm not saying I don't agree with you, I'm just saying if you expect originality in a potd you're going to be continuously disappointed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fml

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is one of the very few posts that makes me want to favorite it. It's just beautiful. Thank you for sharing it with us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I died a little. I guess I'm the only female here against this sort of thing. It seems as though women are just completely delusional these days. They must be watching way too many romance movies and reading too many Twilight stories.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, I think it sucks too. Sounds like something stuck up bitches tell themselves to explain why guys run (mentally)screaming after getting to know them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably. I hate these type of quotes. They are so dumb, how could anyone even believe them? Unless they are 12 of course.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To be honest....I like romance movies/novels, and even Twilight, and this post made me feel sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess some girls are just too obsessed with finding a prince charming.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Naw, I think it's stupid (though I do like the Twilight books, I enjoy the story because it's just so far fetched). This sappy crap is annoying me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This message is even better the 10th time I've heard it! First forwards, then facebook groups, really, I'm so happy its now found its way here. YAY! I wish the POTDs were actually good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uuuuuuuugh this is almost as bad as the new years POTD. This post is very farfetched. Reality sucks, but it's reality. The girls at the bottom of the tree are not "sluts", they are just attractive. Before someone rags on me for being a bitch, think about it: we're all superficial, at least at first. We're all bullshitting ourselves if we say otherwise. Nobody's about to go hit on someone because they think their personality is cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Youre just a bitch.....oh wait, you're completely right. It's the people who say otherwise that are bitches haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pete Wentz said this :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was wondering if anyone else know that haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck, I don't know how to climb trees, plus I'm afraid of heights.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh, the comments on this post bring back memories of New Year's POTD...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was based on a quote by Pete wentz. Give credit where it's due

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It doesn't matter if you're on the top or bottom of the tree, you all get eaten eventually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG LIKE totallyyyy, omg dis iz SO TRUE ........(/Sarcasm)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thought this was clever when I saw it on thinkexist. Then saw it on amirite. Then saw about a million facebook groups. Then saw it on a text. Then saw it on amirite again. And again. And now it's POTD: I just baby puked in my mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow i had to spend like ten minutes just scrolling past the ridiculous arguments :P Great post though, it made my day! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got a slightly different one in a message recently: Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the the tree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... the is repeated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just scrolled to the bottom and read the last few comments, sweet jesus you guys get off topic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it took over 200 comments for someone to mention it was a Pete Wentz quote, which was recently on twitter Re-tweeted by Rev Run, if it had been taken from Facebook, people would of been all over it from the first comment saying it was stolen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why the eff is this post of the day?? So old.... Not original and totally cliche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sigh. Just because a girl "gets around" does not make her rotten. Some of the nicest, sweetest, friendliset girls I have known are pretty popular wih boys, I cant blame them.I would go out with her rather then the snobby girl who expects to get the very best, while not contributing herself. The apples at the top of the tree, hmm, should know that if they actually WANT to find love, they need to get off thier asses and find it. Becaue they're not that special. And I guess, I am at the bottom of the tee, because I like to talk to boys. I don't put it out the 1st time, hell no., but I don't play ridiculous mindgames with them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was annoying to read.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love your thinking!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not like an apple on an apple tree, I'm like a girl living in the world. Some guys like you, some guys don't. Why? Because every guy is attracted to different kinds of girls. Stop with analogies and go out and talk to guys. Get to know them instead of trying to make yourself feel better by trying to prove you're worth something because you're like an apple at the top of the tree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha you're welcome :) I figured, with so many comments on this post, why not give my opinion? I'm glad it was appreciated

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is from pete wentz but its slightly different i think you changed a word

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this might be true, but sometimes the perfect "apple" just falls for you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is more than true. Happened to me recently.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

same here.you could just be walking under the tree...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And whack. You discover gravit- I mean find that perfect apple.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My comment disappeared... I said: I think Ant is trolling us with these potd reposts. Successful troll is successful- he got me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish V was still here..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like turtles.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love this quote almost as much as I loved it when Pete Wentz said it in a more proper way.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The point of this post is to tell insecure girls that they are not going to be single forever. When I first read it, the post was cute and sweet. But these comments just ruin the point of it. What's wrong with being quiet and shy? Of course nobody hopes for an actual prince charming. They just hope to be loved by someone who truly cares for them and who they are, not how pretty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago