It's weird how pens at the ATM are attached to a deposit slip table by a tiny chain. It's like, "Don't flatter yourself, nobody is going to steal you, you filthy germstick." amirite?

+573 It's weird how pens at the ATM are attached to a deposit slip table by a tiny chain. It's like, "Don't flatter yourself, nobody is going to steal you, you filthy germstick." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its not about anyone stealing them. They dont want people to go to the atm and see theres no pen and then they cant do what they need to do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You stole this from a comedian, i forget who though.....oh well, still funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not true. I work at a bank, if it wasn't for the chain, a lot of people would walk off with it. They only realize they have it, when they get yanked back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago