+635 today i saw an amirite post that asked if skinny jeans should hurt a guys crotch, to those 16 people who said no way that just means they have small dicks doesnt it? amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Stfu with the mlia format.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

at the risk of being overly graphic, it's the balls that are hard to squeeze in skinny jeans. My penis could be twice as long and still fit just fine, but they're tight around the balls. and that's not even mentioning that you need woman-sized legs to fit in them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i wear tight jeans doesnt mean i have a small dick it just means i sag so i can have room you dumb biitch

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's why guys sag em. Then wear the big shoes so they bag up at the bottom.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Guys just wear tight jeans so they can show off their package: if it wasn’t that large, why would they want to show it off? Talking about pain in tight jeans, one thing I’ve noticed is that if you punch a boy in the balls, it hurts him way more if the jeans are so tight his plums can’t move to avoid the blow! All guys should wear the tightest of jeans for this reason, and so we know what to expect when we take them down. This avoids a three-inch disappointment: what you see is what you get LOL

by Anonymous 2 years ago