+157 In God's eyes everybody's hot. This world has beauty all through her. Picture the fattest chick you know. God would totally do her. He'd do her all the way, even call her the next day to see how work was going, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I get your point, but I'm not too sure about this analogy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know how to vote on this. If God was a person like you and me, though, I suspect he would be that type of person. But he wouldn't go around having sex just because.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is a really weird analogy :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This made me see a whole new side of God I never knew existed...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Way to make God sound like a slut. This is probably the biggest failed attempt in an analogy that I have EVER seen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're a fail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmm tell that to my positive comment score.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If a positive score means your right and a negative one means your wrong, then if this post was a fail analogy then shouldn't it be negative?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I understand (sort of) every sentence except for ''This world has beauty all through her.''

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Our planet is a fat woman that God fucks every night. What's so hard to understand?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Read Nacklefoodle's comment below.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The world isn't a she.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For anyone who doesn't know, this is from family guy..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J359iFVAASY

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha When I saw this on TV I didn't even pay attention to the lyrics. The singing just had me distracted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol its hysterical

by Anonymous 12 years ago

God doesn't have sex with men, though. That shit's gay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How do you know he doesn't?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not getting laid by God.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Were all gods children o.0

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One of the better episodes..peter and lois high are amazing

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey guys, this post made me think. What is proper post-sex etiquette for a guy in short-term relationship/fuck buddy scenario?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

idk, go ask Yahoo answers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Have you heard of my religion? it's called the Church of Hot Addiction, and we believe that God has lust for everyone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago