+746 Something you don't want the surgeon to say during an operation: "oops", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. It's more fun when he / she says that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Or your hairdresser.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Or your boyfriend. When he's inside you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or your skydiving instructor...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it's a problem that you're lucid enough to hear and understand if you're in major surgery.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You also don't want them to say, "Oh shit! It's everywhere!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or: "What the heck is this?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago