+1,462 Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Perfectionist: there's a dishwasher stain on it. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stoner: "Dude, it's like... magical..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm the perfectionist lol..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm so pessimistic i see it as empty even when it is full

by Anonymous 13 years ago

realist : the cup is the wrong size .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

correction^^^ realist: fill the cup back up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

realist: you guys, im pretty sure we r filled with pee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me:what's in it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me: what's in it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me: the cup is twice the size it needs to be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beat me to it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Realist: It's full. Half with liquid, half with oxygen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Racist: A black guy stole half my liquid!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sexist: Why hasn't my woman filled it up yet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hollaback Girl: This cup is filled with b-a-n-a-n-a IT'S FILLED WITH BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My sister: But I'm not thirsty

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the nerd: really its completely full, half air, half water

by Anonymous 12 years ago