+473 Vests are great because they offer you protection. A life vest protects you from drowning, a bullet vest protects you from being shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

- Demetri Martin

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love guys in sweater vests! ...Maybe I'm not a pretty girl then...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you're pretty, based on your current picture. Sweater vests do look good on guys, but only if they're worn fashionably. Preferably if their sleeves are rolled to their elbows. They can definitely attract pretty girls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why thank you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or it attracts viscious comments from ugly witches...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually sweater vests are great. You would think that without the sleeves, it would be less of a sweater, but really it is more!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*bullet proof vest

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love this!

by Anonymous 12 years ago