-133 Girls: You're all a little bit secretly jealous that you can't grow an awesome mustache, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm sorry but how old are you? like 4?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone who votes "no way" is just in denial, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I totes can grow one, and I'm a girl h

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Blech XP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So very jealous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not the fact that we can't, it's that we shouldn't. If I wasn't going to be going in public ever again, I would grow one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really am, I would have an awesome handlebar mustache.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm more jealous that I can't grow a beard. I'd stroke it when I'm deep in thought.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i would grow a dumbledore/gandalf beard so people would think i was wise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm obsessed with facial hair; it's the best. oh well, at least girls get boobs (which are not nearly as cool).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah seriously. What's so cool about lumps of fat used for feeding babies?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im pretty sure if girls could grow mustaches and guys couldnt guys would be jealous of girls and girls with mustaches would be a sign of adulthood lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You all took this too literally. It's basically just saying moustaches are cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I totally wish I could have a cool mustache. It's no secret.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She means she wishes it were A) socially acceptable and B) Possible to grow a cool mustache.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry about your negative rating on this one. The down votes are just from women who already have mustaches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I seriously would want five o'clock shadow, or a dirt stache, or a goatee. I am SO happy I'm not the only one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago