+823 “ I wish my first word was ‘quote’, so when I died I could say ‘un-quote.'" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my dad said quote one day and asked his best friend to say un-quote at his funeral!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

funny......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EWW someone stole this exact line and made it to the homepage. i really hate people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This has been copied so many times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

has it really? before i posted it, i searched it in the search bar and nothing came up. i saw one on the homepage that was a different wording, but that was after i posted this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Such a repeat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correct phrase is "end quote"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nah i know, but in the actual quote he says un-quote

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohh what's it from

by Anonymous 13 years ago

steven wright said it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:( punctuation mistake

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is a stephen wright quote.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which is what i said up there ^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is going to be the first word I say when I walk into my new highschool so I will say end quote when I graduate :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think when I have a kid, I'm going to train him to say quote as his first word cause that's just awesome(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't take comedian's jokes and make them your own. It's lame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago