+242 Roses are red, violets are blue, please stop complaining because the world doesn't revolve around you. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, the middles for you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i saw that one like a million times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This has too many syllables to be considered poetically witty

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My favorite: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and you're not.

by Anonymous 12 years ago