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If you clone yourself, and then have sex with the clone, that's masturbation, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
No it's not!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
It so is!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Its spelled masturbation for one. And 2... No.. Two different bodies. It just makes u gay.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wait, isn't that how I spelled it...?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah. The guy's just an idiot.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Or lesbian.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Gay covers everyone. The only reason they coined the term lesbian was so that you could differentiate a male or a female in writing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha what a retard
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, yes, but it's the same DNA. It might not be masturbation exactly, but it's a step further than incest!
by Anonymous12 years ago
its the potd and i can still homepage it?
by Anonymous13 years ago
it wasn't just me?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lol
Potd
And not on the hp
I love this <3
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shut the fuck up faggot
by Anonymous13 years ago
no u!
by Anonymous13 years ago
*Masturbation. Plus if you are a girl and you clone yourself how would you have sex?
by Anonymous13 years ago
there are ways naive young one....
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dildos dont count
by Anonymous13 years ago
oral?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Scissoring is one way. Its odd, but it is a way.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Um..friction?
by Anonymous13 years ago
SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is my favorite thing... on earth.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Fingering. Duh.
by Anonymous13 years ago
First of all, it would take many years for your clone to reach an age at which he/she is sexually mature.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i always thought your clone would be just as old as you are?
by Anonymous13 years ago
http://www.synapses.co.uk/science/clone.html
this might explain things.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's having sex with yourself, for those who are disagreeing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I love how this was POTD before it was homepaged. That's an accomplishment.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's masturbation in the strictest sense, but at the same time, you'd be performing sex acts on someone else of your own gender and getting turned on by someone else of your own gender, which is gay. A clone is not really your "self" as it is a copy... hm. Reasonable arguements can be made for both definitions. Good thing this isn't a real issue that demands a definition today =P
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hmm I wouldn't call it gay, I'd call it narcissism at its best. :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh now YOU are awesome. :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
its a messed up form of incest
by Anonymous13 years ago
As opposed to other forms of incest which are perfectly normal...
by Anonymous13 years ago
(armtheangels):I meant how 'normal' incest is with the opposite sex....
by Anonymous13 years ago
See, the fact that you call any kind of incest "normal" incest kinda scares me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I agree. It's very creepy.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The spelling was corrected that made me happy
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, it'd be gay incest.
by Anonymous13 years ago
thats just gross. and why would u need to know.? just wondering
by Anonymous13 years ago
why did newton want to know what the hell made apples fall to the ground? why did NASA want to know what the moon looked like? why did einstein want to know about E=mc squared was all about? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO KNOW.
by Anonymous13 years ago
wow smart ass much?
by Anonymous13 years ago
@607296 (Anonymous): No, just smarter than YOUR ass.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol good one
by Anonymous13 years ago
It would be gay rape, incest, and pedophilia... A clone is not YOU. A clone would be the equivalent of an IDENTICAL TWIN, only born after you, so it would be a baby and age normally.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's only rape if they don't want it too. ;)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm also disappointed. This shouldn't be post of the day, hahaha, I agree, and I'm the one who posted it.
And this wasn't even homepaged... I'm majorly confused.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i saw it on the hompeage before i saw it as potd
by Anonymous13 years ago
i saw it as potd at least 10 mins before it was homepaged
by Anonymous13 years ago
If you eat yourself, do you disappear or are you twice as big?
by Anonymous13 years ago
holy shit now im wondering about that :o
by Anonymous13 years ago
oh yeah, its given me many sleepless nights
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol...that gave me the thought of a snake eating itself
by Anonymous13 years ago
Seriously? You'd both gain and lose an identical measurement of mass with every bite. You'd be the same.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You'd shit some of it out after a while then you wouldn't be the same.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Neither; if you were to eat yourself all at once, no mass would be gained nor lost, though if you took your time and digested yourself, you'd be slightly smaller.
by Anonymous13 years ago
New weight loss plan.
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, that is called incest!...just imagine yourself fucking your twin.
by Anonymous13 years ago
But it's not your twin! It's the same person.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lmao. I'm laughing my ass off. This is so funny that people actually are arguing about fucking your clone. xD. Thank you amirite for making my life complete!
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol well it's true
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're a genius secret wife. ;P
by Anonymous13 years ago
;)
by Anonymous13 years ago
If you copy a file on your computer and open the copy, do you open the original file? No, you did not, you opened the copy. Same thing here.
by Anonymous13 years ago
No reason to tell me to stfu and call me a faggot.
by Anonymous13 years ago
or gay
by Anonymous13 years ago
i would so totally do that.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
if you clone yourself and have sex with it, its akward xD
i couldnt imagine doin that!! lol !
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wouldn't it just be easier to rape a baby?
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're right! What was I thinking?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It was edited b4 becoming potd
by Anonymous13 years ago
You nag her about spelling then spell BEFORE as b4?
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is so funny lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
what if its with a twin
by Anonymous13 years ago
Definitely incest. A person is as much created by experience as by genes, and a person with identical DNA would have different thoughts, choices, and a different body.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Sup philosoraptor?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually, it would just be sex, because masturbation is manual stimulation and not direct intercourse. But that aside, should you masturbate with your clone, it would be masturbation (along with a whole other whack of other things people have mentioned).
Just because something is pedophilia, or incest, or whatever, doesn't mean it's not masturbation!
by Anonymous13 years ago
WTF I never commented on here... I don't understand... Hacked? :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'd say so. Sorry about getting hacked... Or someone in your house or where ever snuck on to your account.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Abbreviation and spelling are two totally different things my friend. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to make every post and comment from a phone with no keyboard? Quite. Oh, and way to be anonymous... Douche. And i wasnt nagging. I wasnt like gah get off the site and use a dictionary.. I was simply correcting her so she knew for future reference
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well it's not that easy to tell when someone uses a phone or not as a comment.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Uh, there's sort of an icon.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You didn't seem to have any problem typing that whole message out. :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
For future reference, everything i do on this site, or any other for that matter, is on my phone.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Cool story, bro.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nah, its just kinky.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's just sex with yourself. :D
Not maturbation, sex!
by Anonymous13 years ago
*facepalm*
masturbation is having sex with yourself.
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol, Not when your clone(if you're a guy) is in your ass. Unless you call that using your ass to maturbating the clone. Although... I guess the girl equivilent'd be masturbation...
by Anonymous13 years ago
http://www.amirite.net/367959
by Anonymous13 years ago
Everyone who disagrees...
Cloning yourself and having sex with the clone = having sex with youself = MASTURBATION
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, I think you misunderstand the concept of "self." An entity in a separate body than you, with different thoughts than you, and capable of making decisions independent of you is not "yourself."
by Anonymous13 years ago
well OBLIVOUSLY there's a rapist raping e'erbody's clones out there
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha love this
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's incest! Not masturbation.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lol, this made me think of that Pink music video, Sober XD.
by Anonymous13 years ago
He did ask me... it's true.
by Anonymous13 years ago
She*
Jeez, for someone all knowing, you'd think you'd know everyone's gender.
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