+199 Three guys are talking, the first guy says "I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn." And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe." Amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

MICHAEL!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love me some Office. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I almost had awesome blossom coming out of my nose!

by Anonymous 12 years ago