+238 Why is Malcolm always in the middle? Why can't he be off to the side or something? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because he is the middle child. Frances Reese MALCOLM Dewey Jamie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about before Jamie was born? Then Reese was in the middle too. Malcolm had to get the show. Poor Reese.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Malcolm is still the middle child at home

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want call you one of those dumb American kids, but that would would be an insult to them

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you said "would" twice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't mock him, it's not his fault he likes wood... I mean "would".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because life is unfair

by Anonymous 12 years ago