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You hate it when you're personally victimized by Regina George, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Anonymous):lenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hey, get out of here.
Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
by Anonymous13 years ago
SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy
by Anonymous13 years ago
"she doesn't even go here!"
"do you even go here?"
"no, I just have a lot of feelings..."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Four for you go glen coco! You go glen coco!(:
by Anonymous13 years ago
There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!
by Anonymous13 years ago
this movie is so quoteable(:
by Anonymous13 years ago
likelikelikelike
by Anonymous13 years ago
I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him !
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white !
by Anonymous13 years ago
if you're from Africa, why are you white?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I CAN'T GO TO TACO BELL, I'M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid !
by Anonymous13 years ago
Boo you whore
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC's ain't got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the third. Shaken, not stirred; I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she'll be like "ohhh Kevin G."
by Anonymous13 years ago
God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
You can't join Mathletes! It's social suicide.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Made out with a hot dog ? Oh my God that was one time !
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hell, no. I did NOT leave the South Side for this!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina !
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Damaged is too gay to function.
Which is only okay when I say it. Suck it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Kaitlyn Caussin is a... "
"Fat whore"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Karen: *cough* *cough* I'm sick.
by Anonymous13 years ago
boo, you WHORE.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're the whore. look at your picture.
by Anonymous13 years ago
She was just quoting the movie.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Uhm, that's a line from the movie. LOL.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Cady, do you know who sings this?"
"The Spice Girls?"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Mean Girls is an amazing movie, and you get some funny quotes about it. But this is a facebook group.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't have a Facebook.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Seriously? I thought I was the only person left on Earth who didn't have one. lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha I used to have one, until it got annoying with all the groups/fan pages or whatever they are. So I deleted it ;P
by Anonymous13 years ago
And it's really funny how you talk about this being a Facebook group when your "trousers are descending" one is from Facebook too, from what I read in the comments.
by Anonymous13 years ago
On wednesdays we wear PINK!
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
by Anonymous13 years ago
"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Your face smells like peppermint (:
by Anonymous13 years ago
Is your muffin buttered?
by Anonymous13 years ago
"You're like really pretty."
"thanks"
"so you agree, you think you're really pretty"
by Anonymous13 years ago
That is so fetch!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
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