No, I'm not 12 years old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My parents don't control my life like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I totally know what you mean! There was this girl that I was utterly in love with but our families had a bloody past and I was forbidden to be with her! Then she hatched a plan to fake her death and have me come rescue her so that we could be together. But I didn't get the memo and am now suicidal because she's dead...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How art thou, Romeo?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not too well Mr. Balboa. I feel that it's time for me to end my misery

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, no. Thy can never end thy lifeth so short!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is time that I drinketh thy venom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thy needeth to substitute this rum for venom, Romeo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is this heavy liquid? It quenches thy sorrows!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, um.. just ath Coca-Cola with all thy fixings.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed you are correct sire

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More drinking, less talking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sir yes sir!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly how i lost contact with my best friend from third grade.

by Anonymous 13 years ago