One PAY DAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took Mrs. HERSHEY'S downtown to the corner of Main and 5TH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKERS and she screamed OH HENRY: you are even...

+531 One PAY DAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took Mrs. HERSHEY'S downtown to the corner of Main and 5TH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKERS and she screamed OH HENRY: you are even better than the 3 MUSKETEERS! Soon she became CHUNKY and 9 months later, BABY RUTH was born, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The second time i read this it turned me on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is so old

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you sir are a genious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you sir are definitely not a GENIUS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Too funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then BABY RUTH won the lottery and got 100 GRAND.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Baby Ruth played the WATCHAMACALLIT lottery and won 100 GRAND.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We don't have barely any of that where I'm from, so it took me ages to get. Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Would have been better without capitalizing all the candies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP didn't make this us up, I saw this like 12 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your face saw this 12 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you know, his eyes are in his face, just saying. O_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO, in YOUR face!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This wasn't funny when I heard it first in third grade. Now I'm in college and it's still stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its stupid xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago