+300 we should of all know Santa was fake when we were kids I mean how can a fat man fit down a chimney ? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Especially since we never had a chimney.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ha ha me either I live in an apartment (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SANTA IS FAKE?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your screen name is offensive :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha offensive to you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes to me! haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Magic brah

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wasn't it in a movie like he twitched his nose and would magically appear in the house? Plus, I want to know how was he always so damn quiet!? Except that one night when all the present dropped down the stairs....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

`twas magic my friend, he wiggled his nose and winked his left eye ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, because a fat man going down a chimney WAS the most unrealistic part.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm sad now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember the time I received a coloring book from 'Santa' when I was like 7 and I suddenly noticed something on it then I asked my dad, 'Why does this have the price tag of the bookstore near our house?' and he was like, 'Maybe he bought it there while wearing a disguise, sweety', and I like stared at him for a couple of seconds then I said, 'Oh okay.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought the chimney got bigger (like in the Santa clause movie) and my parents told me if the fireplace was on he had magical dust to go into your home!... Me and my best friend still believe in Santa clause! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yep thats when it hit me . i had no chimney .sadest christmas ever. :I

by Anonymous 13 years ago

should have known.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read he was fake in a magazine :( one of the articles was "How to tell your kid Santa is not real"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Magic, ma brothah :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But Santa IS real

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a-hem. Magic?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, how can someone fly in the air on a big wooden sled holding billions of presents with rein deer that can fly. Also, how does he get to over 6 billion houses in one night? And i don't think he would be able to eat all those cookies and milk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago