+210 If you give your girlfriend a "Pearl Necklace" for her birthday, She'll never ask for jewlery again, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ROFL! i applaud you sir

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good news. hahaha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats a titload of money i can save

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no im a girl i looooooooove pearls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im not sure you understand what a 'Pearl necklace' is lol. Maybe you should check the net, for the real definition.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you love pearl necklaces, you are one cool chick. hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No offense, but even I know what a pearl necklace is. You don't even need to check the net, just listen to kids at school, you learn all sorts of sexual terms and jokes, especially if you take the bus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont understand??? sorry im a bit dumb...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look up it on urban dictionary :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoops *Look it up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when a man is getting a blowjob or getting a titfuck, and her tits are just bouncing up and down, she's practiclally slobbering over his dick, her tongue is licking the underside, flipping all around it, and twisting over the head, and then she shoves it between her huge tits, and everytime his dick comes near her mouth she sucks it, then he pulls away and his jizz sprays all over her tits, from shoulder to shoulder, is a pearl necklace.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um, what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go to urban dictionary and read what a pearl necklace is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sick, man, sick. :P I could've gone my whole life without knowing that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But you wont ask for jewlery after getting one of those. hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha I don't see how some people didn't get the 'petal necklace' hence he quotation marks. I likes this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago