+267 It sucks when you lock eyes with some chick in a club and you jizz in your pants, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude. I was watching the Sixth Sense, and when Bruce Willis died at the end, I just HAD to jizz in my pants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I jizz in my pants so often, I wear a rubber because it's a necessity. :/ I'm so ashamed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago