+579 Fat kids are harder to kidnap, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Want some candy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolololololololololololololol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The blacks are harder to kidnap, ya know, because they are loud...believe me, I've tried.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's so mean

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ask if s/he wants some bacon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So if you're fat and you're all in this bitch than grab your nut sack.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fat kids are so lucky

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there more likely to be alone, theyll fall for the "i have candy in my van" trick, and they cant run away easily... boy do i love fat kids...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks for the advice bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

any time my sneaky ninja friend, although i dont think you need my advice on how to kidnap a fat kid... ninjas should be pretty good at kidnapping anyways....?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you must have had experience.

by Anonymous 13 years ago