+491 Wolfs can smell happiness. You're at the beach all happy and a pack of wolves attacks you, WOLF ATTACK. You run into the beach terrified, sharks can smell fear, SHARK ATTACK. You're bleeding and the water is all red, bulls hate red, BULL ATTACK. Now you're losing blood, HEART ATTACK! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would there be a bull on the beach...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(time-to-dance): It's a beach in Spain during the running of the bulls of course

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahhhh! Stop Attacking Me! Oh No!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Note to self, don't be happy on the beach... and die blood blue in case of a wild bull attack

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bulls don't hate red. They hate movement. /Mythbusters

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mythbusters pwn all!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP, why is it that you cannot spell "wolves" correctly on your first try, but the second time you do? And Katffro is correct, bulls are attracted to movement, not the color red.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just a funny little post. You don't have to criticize it's every flaw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The second "it's" is supposed to be "its".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you for that. I appreciate it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The "wolfs" thing can be attributed to human error. I noticed it after I posted it and I could no longer edit it. As a Grammar Nazi, it bothers me very much. I still can't believe I even made that error. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does this make absolute crazy awesome monkey sense, The answer... ...Yes A million times Yes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where is the part with the group of PMSing women attacking for him being at the beach without them or telling them?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bulls are colourblind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't die of a heart attack if you lose blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bulls are colorblind and losing blood doesnt give you a heart attack.... dont go copying some stupid thing you probably found online.

by Anonymous 13 years ago