Once I had a dream that I was on a plane with Oprah, the President, and James Franco. Turns out the pilot was a terrorist, about to crash us into a building. Yeah. So, I killed the terrorist, (BAMF, ik) and found the parachutes. THERE WERE ONLY THREE! So I reasoned, saying, people will be devastated if you all die! I'm a nobody! They all went. Oprah cried. So did Obama. But not James Franco. Anyway, I tried to change the course of the plane. I couldn't land it, but I could direct it at a giant cliff. So, I pulled out my phone and recorded a video, saying, "I love you, this is why I'm dying, blurb de blub." And I posted it to Facebook using the Quick Upload feature on my Droid Incredible 2! (Smile towards camera. That would be an awesome yet tasteless commercial, BTW. Looking into that) So then the plane crashed. A year later I woke from my coma! I was in Canada, and the nurses brought me a laptop. I checked my Facebook wall. SO MANY LOVE MESSAGES! After I woke in real life, I cried about that for a while, not completely sure why, anywho, not important. As soon as word was out that I awoke, James Franco asked to buy my story and make a movie about it. I was played by Lea Mi...

by Anonymous 12 years ago