When wife gives you lemons, hit her and tell her to get sugar and water, amirite?

Girls/Women need to accept we are lower on the totem pole then men. I'm a girl, and I accept it. So should the rest of the women population..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have accepted it, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You actually look like a guy. LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

l0$0LZz. it$ C@ll3d $hUt tH3 fUCk UP....anonymous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it shouldnt matter on what gender you are, were all human. And personally i think women should be higher than men, we piss blood for a week, handle cramps, and child birth. The worst thing to happen to a guy is he gets kicked in the nuts. And even thats the same as a girl getting elbowed in the boob.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are wrong. Men are stronger and better and wiser.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

those are all sterotypes. Women are just as good as men. And its proven that a girl and a guy can have the exact same amount of muscle, but it shows more on the guy because of his testosterone. And wiser? How would you know? Theres tons of women out there that are super smart, and theres a ton of guys that are super stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Listen here, feminist. Men are stronger. There is no debate about that. There might be some women who are "super smart" out there, but thats just because they try so hard to prove men wrong. Men are wiser in a different sense. Also, women are manipulitive bitches who always think they're better than everyone else. It backs all the way to Eve when she manipulated Adam. Personally, I would be glad to make a sammich for any man who provided me a home.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sterotypes for women: they should be in the kitchen. Sterotypes for men: Fat slobs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh honey, you need to get your head out of your ass and listen. This is the 21st century and men and women are eaquel. And i would consider that sex change operation, you have a great face for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TESTIFY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shut ur ugly ass up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fun fact: the ones on the lowest part of the totem pole are considered to be the most superior.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So what if we have more pain? That doesnt mean anything..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think were equal in strength but women have more internal strength and men have more exterior strength.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Men are better while we're alive but you get an extra five years to live. So until you're 80, just suck it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls, girls... stfu and get me my sammich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/214964

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Douchebag....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha everyone here needs to chillax. i found this hysterical :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interesting sense of humor (with a capital I-yi-yiiii!!!)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I found this hilarious too. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like the post, but we need each other to reproduce. 'Sides, it always good to have someone to love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, a REAL 'man' would never hit a woman. And I'm not saying women have the right to hit a man. I'm a girl and if a man ever layed a hand on me they'd wish they hadn't. Men and women should be treated equally and the man should be getting their own sugar and water. Kayy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ok calm the fuck down. It's just a joke. No-one's promoting beating women or making them bring them water and sugar. Leave the punny man alone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If men are so smart they should know how to spell SANDWICH, and the only reason they want us to make them a sandwich is becaue they're too lazy and stupid to make their own. A real man respects a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^This

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are girls taking this so seriously? It's a JOKE. I think it's funny :) Sexist jokes always crack me up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bitches be trippin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you say to a woman who has two black eyes? Nothing, she has already been told twice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is why I logged out before making this. You guys take this too seriously. I know that men and women are equal and I'm certainly not promoting the idea of domestic abuse or making wives get men whatever they want. It was just a twist on all the other "When life gives you lemons" posts. I searched it and was surprised it hadn't been done before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought it was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

boom boom!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. Why do people like women so much? They need to be slavess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago