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You always assume the brunette, blonde, and redhead in blonde jokes are female, amirite?
by Anonymous11 years ago
D*mn, that only took like five minutes to reach home . . .
by Anonymous13 years ago
I love how you write damn like it's really rude
by Anonymous13 years ago
That is true. I hate blonde jokes though, i'm blonde and absolutely not an idiot.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha. I've never noticed that I've assumed that. Nice.
by Anonymous13 years ago
So, basically, society automatically assumes that if someone's being an idiot, it's a woman. Well that's just great.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I have one boy blonde joke:
Q:Why was the girl's belly button black and blue?
A: She had a blonde boyfriend.
by Anonymous13 years ago
generally the pronoun "she" is used at some point in telling the joke
by Anonymous13 years ago
also, doesnt the "ette" in brunette suggest femininity?
by Anonymous13 years ago
So does the e in "blonde."
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yes, blonde and brunette stem from French words and in France "tte" or "e" at the end of a word usually makes it feminine, much like "a" at the end of a Spanish word generally implies femininity.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I think it's because it is so much more common to describe a woman by their hair color than a male.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I only just realised that it could be talking about a man.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Never realized that before! I think the people who come up with them make them that way, though...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hahahaha i never thought of that b4 :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Reading this, i realized that i did think of them as female, but most of the time, they say "she" in the joke so i think i'm off the hook :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Blonde" and "brunette" are gendered words.
by Anonymous13 years ago
What is a male brunette called then?
by Anonymous11 years ago
guy with brown hair
by Anonymous11 years ago
I have an awesome blonde joke that actually focuses on three men, but it's a little too long to post in here.
But yes, when it's not specified, I assume women.
by Anonymous11 years ago
tell it! I wanna hear this joke
by Anonymous11 years ago
I accept no responsibility for if you've heard this before or if it's not as funny as you're expecting.
Three men, a blond, a brunet and a redhead all work on the top floor of a skyscraper, and every day, the three sit at a table by the window and eat their packed lunches together.
One day the brunet opens his lunch. "Oh God, ham sandwiches again? I swear, if I have another ham sandwich tomorrow, I'm going to throw myself out of this window."
The redhead opens his lunch and finds a cheese sandwich. "I can't take any more cheese. If tomorrow's sandwich is cheese too, I will jump out of this window."
The blond then opens his lunch; his sandwiches are tuna. "I am so sick of tuna!" he cries, "I will throw myself out of this window if I have one more tuna sandwich."
So the next day the brunet opens his lunch and finds a ham sandwich - true to his word, he jumps out of the window. The redhead opens his lunch - he has a cheese sandwich, so he too jumps out of the window. The blond opens his lunch to reveal a tuna sandwich, so he follows the other two out of the window.
(Continued in next comment.)
by Anonymous11 years ago
Later at the men's funeral, their wives all sit together, crying. "I had no idea he was so sick of ham!" the brunet's wife cries, "If I'd known, I'd never have given it to him!"
The redhead's wife joins in, almost inconsolable. "I wish he'd just said something! I could have made him anything other than cheese, he didn't have to resort to this!"
Everyone turns to look at the blond's wife.
"Don't look at me," she says, "He makes his own lunch."
by Anonymous11 years ago
I've heard the exact same joke, except it was a white guy, a mexican, and a black guy. black guy was the only one to jump out the window. at the funeral, his wife says she made him that lunch on purpose
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