+495 It sucks when the door your about to open is heavier than you think, and when you go to open it you look weak, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or the opposite happens when you think the door is going to be heavy and it's not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the door slams against the wall, that's when you just have to pretend to be pissed off about something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

totally!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, this must be a guy; I can't say it's ever bothered me before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh, I just did something similar today, on a door you have to push a bar and I normally just kind of fall onto the door and walk through but the bar was semi-stuck so I just slammed into it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why you treat every door like it's heavy. I love Demetri Martin haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then you walk in and have to have an emotion to match the slamming of the door. Convenient Store: "I NEED SOME GUM!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I need it NOW! Come on, I've got some really bad breath!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

demetri martin. you shitfuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or its even worse when you go and open a door and you think its heavy but its super light, and you end up slamming it open and everybody thinks you have anger issues

by Anonymous 13 years ago