+206 It's great when you get such an awesome tan that it looks like you have a bathing suit on even when you're naked, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't tan. ever. i just fry in the sun and turn red or stay pale if i wear sunscreen...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like tanning because I'm already brown enough, but it happens every time I go swimming or w/e :( I still have tan lines from swimming during the summer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You also have cancer written all over your skin! How cool is that?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one who is tired of people thinking having a bit of color means you're going to get skin cancer and die? Even if you wear sun screen, you still get tan. It's not like every person who has a tan lies out in the sun in baby oil and goes to tanning beds and gets themself skin cancer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's even better when you get a marching band tan and it looks like you're wearing shorts and a tshirt when you're naked. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahh...one of the many experiences of band camp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every summer I end up with flip-flop straps tanned onto my feet. My mother finds this mortifying for no reason that I can see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate tan lines. With summer coming up, I'm going to tan naked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A bathing suit with nipples.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would you want tan lines that bad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago