Whenever you ask your mom a question, she always knows the answer. But, when you become a mom, you feel as if you won't know anything to tell your child, amirite?

+387 Whenever you ask your mom a question, she always knows the answer. But, when you become a mom, you feel as if you won't know anything to tell your child, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But don't worry, I'll know what to tell my kids because I'm a scientist and I know about science and shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Daddy, why do balloons float?" "Well, son, the helium atoms in the balloon..." Son: -pokerface-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're right! Helium is lighter than air. It weighs 0.1785 grams. Helium balloons follow the same principle as you do when you float in the water; the law of buoyancy. If the water you displace weighs more than you do, you will float.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. I learned something new!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how am i going to be a mom? Im a guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There are a lot of moms on amirite. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago