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  • Topics:Love / Relationships
  • Featured on the home page on Jul 21st 2010
  • Post Of The Day on Jan 29th 2011

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Getting married to have **** is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?

Top Comment

I expected all the comments to be really serious, about **** and marriage, but nope, they're about peanuts x)

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poppinyouall

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LMAO!! This is my first genuine laugh of the morning; thanks xD

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420Grrl

In response to “LMAO!! This is my first genuine laugh of the...

=] glad I could help!

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Danny Danny OP

It sucks that they don't serve peanuts on planes anymore though D:

+35361 Reply

lemon1234567890

In response to “It sucks that they don't serve peanuts on...

Seriously??? Man I'm a lot less excited about going on a plane in a few months...

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armtheangels armtheangels

In response to “Seriously??? Man I'm a lot less excited about...

Well I recently rode JetBlue and SouthWest, and neither served peanuts. Just other "assorted snacks". I'm like where are the damn peanuts?! ):<

+1212 Reply

lemon1234567890

In response to “Well I recently rode JetBlue and SouthWest...

Ugh I'm going on SouthWest! The peanuts were the best part of the flight!

+77 Reply

armtheangels armtheangels

In response to “Ugh I'm going on SouthWest! The peanuts were...

Lmao. I feel you D: But if you have a whole 5 bucks to spare and want to get ripped off, buy some at one of the food places in the airport :P lol.

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lemon1234567890

In response to “Lmao. I feel you D: But if you have a whole 5...

A few months I took a flight for a vacation, the flight there was coach and didn't have anything but a $10 sandwich =( not worth it. But I upgraded to 1st class and got mixed nuts on the way back FOR FREEE lol I guess that was worth the $40 upgrade =P

+1111 Reply

Danny Danny OP

In response to “A few months I took a flight for a vacation...

Oh damn, now thats a deal :D and MIXED nuts?! Lucky (;

+66 Reply

lemon1234567890

In response to “Well I recently rode JetBlue and SouthWest...

I rode Southwest about a week ago, and a few weeks before that, and both times I got peanuts.

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Deadpool Deadpool

In response to “I rode Southwest about a week ago, and a few...

For real? Then wtf?! That stewardess was lying to me -.-

+77 Reply

lemon1234567890

In response to “For real? Then wtf?! That stewardess was...

I'm sorry you had to ride peanutless... they were lightly salted too.

+13131 Reply

Deadpool Deadpool

In response to “I'm sorry you had to ride peanutless... they...

Lol, don't taunt me D;

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lemon1234567890

In response to “Seriously??? Man I'm a lot less excited about...

Airtran gives pretzels and Biscoff Gourmet cookies. :D

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Kurrainette Kurrainette

In response to “It sucks that they don't serve peanuts on...

Maybe they only stop serving peanuts on flights with people that expressed they are allergic to peanuts?
Like my grandpa is so allergic we can't even have it in the house when he's over, so a bunch of people chewing away on peanuts right next to him might not be good.

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Anonymous

I expected all the comments to be really serious, about **** and marriage, but nope, they're about peanuts x)

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poppinyouall

In response to “I expected all the comments to be really...

haha people have their priorities XP

+57571 Reply

Danny Danny OP

In response to “I expected all the comments to be really...

Lmao omg yeah I just noticed that :o rofl.

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lemon1234567890

In response to “I expected all the comments to be really...

i just want to love all the first comments and the whole easygoing-ness of this post :)

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lilypop lilypop

In response to “i just want to love all the first comments...

And obvs mine, just cos its hilarious ;).

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poppinyouall

We got pretzels. D:

+3030 Reply

ABitDisconsolate ABitDisconsolate

In response to “We got pretzels. D:

In my opinion that's an acceptable replacement, but for all you peanut lovers I guess not.

+16171 Reply

Gaussian

In response to “In my opinion that's an acceptable...

Yeah, I like 'em too, But it was my first plane ride nd I was looking forward to these wonderful peanuts everyone was talking about.

+99 Reply

ABitDisconsolate ABitDisconsolate

I rode a plane for first time a month ago. I was so excited for the peanuts. Then, they gave me pretzels. -_-

+2424 Reply

SharkBaitHooHaHa

This is from a Jeff Foxworthy routine.

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Kel

In response to “This is from a Jeff Foxworthy routine.

whoever voted down is dumb...cuz your correct

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Anonymous

In response to “whoever voted down is dumb...cuz your correct

I voted it down, why? Because the people who call out the originality of things are the ones most bitter for not thinking of it first. I honestly don't remember where I heard it. It just popped out of the archives in my brain this morning. Not my original thought.. but I beat Kel to it. =P

+36382 Reply

Danny Danny OP

i flew first class on american and got burger, chips, and cookie... after the warmed mixed nut of course

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Anonymous

In response to “i flew first class on american and got...

Warm mixed race nuts...yum. (hello)

+2626 Reply

DanielJames DanielJames

Peanuts > pretzels

+5138 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Peanuts > pretzels

Duh?

+154 Reply

KickAss KickAss

:[ im waiting til marriage. :<

+12153 Reply

KAYLA

In response to “:[ im waiting til marriage. :<

Good, that's not the point. A lot of people (when brought up) make ** about marriage, but marriage isn't about **. It's about a destination, and you get some tasty peanuts on the way ;P

+4444 Reply

Danny Danny OP

In response to “Good, that's not the point. A lot of people...

So you're saying we should get married for the peanuts. I couldn't agree more.

+32331 Reply

Butts Butts

In response to “So you're saying we should get married for...

Exactly what I was getting at. Spot on.

+2121 Reply

Danny Danny OP

In response to “Good, that's not the point. A lot of people...

When I first read this yesterday I thought you were saying that waiting until marriage to have **** is pointless.

Then I read it again today and realized you were saying that its ok to wait, but you shouldn't get married JUST for ****, like you shouldn't get on a plane JUST for peanuts.

Nice post, I like it, it's true.

+451 Reply

ContinuityMistake ContinuityMistake

In response to “When I first read this yesterday I thought...

Thanks :) Waiting for marriage can be very special. But to me it's not the most special thing.

+44 Reply

Danny Danny OP

In response to “:[ im waiting til marriage. :<

To eat peanuts?

+2626 Reply

Chromana

In response to “To eat peanuts?

I was going to say that! >.<

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “I was going to say that! >.<

me too!!

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Edward_FINNA Edward_FINNA

In response to “:[ im waiting til marriage. :<

I'm ** sure I made this anon on my other account. I think. I'm not sure. But. I think. I remembering seeing this post before and commenting. I ** think.

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homosexualpumpkins

I've never had peanuts! :)

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TigerLily TigerLily

In response to “I've never had peanuts! :)

=( I sowwy.. it's nothing to be ashamed of.. lots of people haven't had.. er.. peanuts =)

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Danny Danny OP

In response to “I've never had peanuts! :)

Actually no don't listen to Danny California, it is something to be ashamed of, there is NO one on this earth that I know that has never had peanuts. I'm allergic to nuts and I still eat 'em. You should be ASHAMED of yourself for being so weird

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “Actually no don't listen to Danny California...

You love them nuts, dontcha? I'm more of a shaft man, myself.

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DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “You love them nuts, dontcha? I'm more of a...

Really? I don't know what it is about nuts, but I just can't stay away :/

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KickAss KickAss

Yeah, you can always go to a bar to get some for free.

+2222 Reply

Norma Norma

In response to “Yeah, you can always go to a bar to get some...

peanuts or ****?

+444410 Reply

Ross Ross

In response to “peanuts or ****?

Both, but probably not at the same time.

Unless somebody's into that kind of thing.

+222311 Reply

Norma Norma

In response to “Yeah, you can always go to a bar to get some...

It's not the same. Gotta be on a plane.

+11 Reply

ultispy ultispy

Ok this post is seriously GOLD.

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popstitute popstitute

In response to “Ok this post is seriously GOLD.

The font looks black to me...

+51513 Reply

Deadpool Deadpool

In response to “Ok this post is seriously GOLD.

This post is now diamonds.

+19191 Reply

Rocky Rocky

In response to “This post is now diamonds.

I'm on a horse.

+15161 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Ok this post is seriously GOLD.

Now it's platinum.

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RedBullOD RedBullOD

It's not worth it if you're allergic?

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JennaGee JennaGee

In response to “It's not worth it if you're allergic?

It's still worth it, I puke every time I eat nuts and guess what, I still eat 'em!

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KickAss KickAss

In response to “It's still worth it, I puke every time I eat...

Dude, you don't have to use your mouth on the nuts if it makes you gag. A standard fun time in the mouth is fine.

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DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “Dude, you don't have to use your mouth on the...

I'm all about quality, if that means throwing up a little, then be it. So long as the customers are satisfied ;]

+88 Reply

KickAss KickAss

Marriage isn't about **, it's about the lack of **.

Also, this "Danny" guy sounds really sexy. Great name.

+561 Reply

DanielJames DanielJames

In response to “Marriage isn't about ****, it's about the...

Well then, flying on a plane isn't about the peanuts; it's about the lack of peanuts.

+88 Reply

Rocky Rocky

In response to “Well then, flying on a plane isn't about the...

I thought it was about the snakes

+1919 Reply

Ross Ross

Okay, This post and all of this conversation makes me lose faith in humanity. There is nothing wrong with waiting till marriage to have ****. That's called self control and self respect.

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CentralParkHobo

In response to “Okay, This post and all of this conversation...

I'm pretty sure the post means getting married just so you can have ****...

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Elocin Elocin

In response to “Okay, This post and all of this conversation...

You missed the point of the post. And while there is nothing wrong with waiting for marriage to have **, it doesn't mean that the people who have ** before marriage don't have self respect.

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SpearmintMilk SpearmintMilk

In response to “Okay, This post and all of this conversation...

I know what you mean, but I think the post was saying that you shouldn't get married JUST for **** and that it should be about more than that.

+66 Reply

GracieGrace

In response to “Okay, This post and all of this conversation...

Theres always that one person who takes the post way to seriously, amirite?

+16171 Reply

Big_Boss Big_Boss

In response to “Okay, This post and all of this conversation...

You clearly missed the whole meaning of this post.

+231 Reply

twisted_memories twisted_memories

Elephants get married for the peanuts.

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Rocky Rocky

In response to “ http://www.davius-maximus.net/images/elephant...

Dude that's just a bonus. They probably eat peanuts during that too.

+22 Reply

Rocky Rocky

In response to “Dude that's just a bonus. They probably eat...

or after, instead of smoking cigarettes.

+22 Reply

yddraigarian yddraigarian

You know what? I feel so bad for those less fortunate souls who are allergic to peanuts. I'd say that's rather unfair, and they should get a free snack on their flight that won't kill them.

+88 Reply

SourceofSmile

LOL I saw the post wenn the comments wer at 69!!! Just kidding,
I'm not a retard who doesn't appreciate just how common a specific number will appear and how not funny that is.

+11121 Reply

polarthebear polarthebear

in australia we used to get peanuts on our flights now we get macadamia nuts covered in weird spices, i miss the peanuts :(
(this is on qantas btw)

+33 Reply

natskii natskii

I love me some nice nuts....

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Richard Richard

im allergic to peanuts cries

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danilol danilol

In response to “im allergic to peanuts cries

You're allergic to peanuts crying?

+21211 Reply

Kurrainette Kurrainette

In response to “You're allergic to peanuts crying?

let me rephrase that
i'm allergic to peanuts
cries

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danilol danilol

In response to “let me rephrase that i'm allergic to peanuts cries

Seems like everybody hates you for being allergic to peanuts. I feel your pain, I'm allergic to peanuts too. *Cries*
XD

+11 Reply

Bardagi

Last time I had peanuts during a flight, I was glad... because peanuts can't get you pregnant

+17171 Reply

popstitute popstitute

Haha some people really like those peanuts. Don't judge!! :]

+552 Reply

CBbasketball CBbasketball

In response to “Haha some people really like those peanuts...

i really like those tooten fried tobasco peanuts.

+22 Reply

JR_Courage_Wolf JR_Courage_Wolf

This post is pretty irrelevant. When is the last time you heard someone say I'm get married JUST to have **? A lot people have the opinion that should be enjoyed only WITHIN the confines of marriage, which is a completely legitimate opinion. Everyone knows that marriage is more than ** but it is an important part. It is the number two reason for divorce, after finances. Just like no one would say, hey let's take a flight so I can get some airplane peanuts.

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Janae17 Janae17

In response to “This post is pretty irrelevant. When is the...

I don't think Danny is trying to insinuate that people sit there and go, "Hey, wanna **? Best we get married first, though!" and run off to the altar, solely so they can bonk each other... Rather that people often rush into marriage because they're eager to have ** but don't truly wish to be married (yet, at least.)

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strawberryfroze strawberryfroze

In response to “This post is pretty irrelevant. When is the...

But they might say "I want some peanuts, let's take a flight as soon as we can afford it even though it might not be the best thing for us right now.

Almost any young adult that has friends who are saving themselves for marriage will have a friend or two who gets married reallllly quickly and you know it's for the ****.

I've got friends who have met, gotten married, and divorced within a year. What other reason is there to rush in?

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spearmintkisses

In response to “This post is pretty irrelevant. When is the...

But you still voted it up?

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Danny Danny OP

Yeah but a peanut doesn't get your pregnant.
On second though, I have been craving peanuts lately, but I want to wait for that SPECIAL peanut to come along before it enters MY mouth. It will be such a moment.
No but in reality, I agree that getting married JUST for ** is weird. BUT, waiting to have until you are married is a different story and is fine. People a lot of times wish to have only within the confines of marriage because of religious or ethical values, or simply seeing as something more special and less casual. Something that requires a deeper connection, and at the least legal proof of some sort of commitment, because a promise and a song doesn't cut it anymore. Especially with all the "hit it and quit it" kind of guys floating around these days. So they want to get married, to get married, but in addition won't have ** outside of a marriage.

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Fatty Fatty

You are right, that is a good reason to get married.

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Shadi Shadi

marriage is MUCH more expensive

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name name

I like peanuts.

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CrazyKK CrazyKK

In response to “I like peanuts.

I like turtles.

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Anonymous

In response to “I like turtles.

I like Black people. I also like other races of people, like Klingons, but I don't hold any great preference amongst the races.

+44 Reply

Shadi Shadi

In response to “I like turtles.

Me too.

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CrazyKK CrazyKK

Best part about first class, warmed mixed nuts :) mmm

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Flymeister

LOLOL
you get **** when you're married?

dare to dream, kiddo

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Anonymous

In response to “LOLOL you get **** when you're married? dare...

A commited relationship with someone you love and want to spend the rest of your life with because you love them for who they are. Dare to dream. Anon.

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Danny Danny OP

In response to “A commited relationship with someone you love...

it was a joke about how as soon as you get married the **** stops.

learn to not get so defensive, you uppity ****.

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Anonymous

In response to “it was a joke about how as soon as you get...

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have taken your negative comment and turned it around on you like that. Me having such a positive outlook on the whole thing really just isn't fair. You were right, I was being completely defensive and uppity. Thank you for demonstrating a much more mature alternative to those characteristics. Anon.

+11 Reply

Danny Danny OP

But in my defense, I really like peanuts.

+33 Reply

Emptysquare

Screw the peanuts, I WANT MA SODA! :D Hooray for caffine and high frutose corn syrup.

+22 Reply

Lucky_Number_13 Lucky_Number_13

Wait, why do you get on planes?

+55 Reply

Spalliston Spalliston

I got a better one.

Marrying a woman for **** is like buying a tiger for transportation.
-Emo Philips

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Button_Mushroom Button_Mushroom

In response to “I got a better one. Marrying a woman for...

That's why I buy all my tigers for ****.

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fEMMAnist fEMMAnist

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